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Miley Cyrus Wins Award, Cries, Makes Me Feel Old

Happy Monday, peeps!  Is “peeps” still a word that is even used?  I’m so not up on cool lingo.  I seriously still say, “What up?” and “Let’s rent a video.”  Not.  Cool.  You know who is cool, though?  Miley Cyrus.

I was so happy to find the video of totally age-inappropriate Miley, crying while accepting her 2009 Kid’s Choice Awards.  And I quote:  “Unlike any other awards show, it’s all about you guys.”  Well, actually-Miley, I’d like to tell you a story…

Once upon a time, long, long ago, when Pong was all the rage, no one wanted to go to the beach because of that scary shark movie, and Fame was a number one song instead of some entity earned by flashing your nethers, a little awards show was born.  That program, brought forth in 1975 was named The People’s Choice Awards.  The end.

Sorry for the lack of plot and character development.  Moral of story?  Nickelodeon was so not the ground-breaker on this fan-driven awards racket.

Oh, and Miley?  I was on my knees, rosary-draped and desperately praying that thought you were going to lose too.

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  • Aww… Miley, Miley, Miley. She surprises me with her range of emotions, every time. Crying, acting like a total asshat, crying… She’s uber multifaceted, just like a diamond.

  • I feel so horrible for her. She didn’t wake up one day and decide to be famous, her fame whore parents did that for her. I was a lot dumber then her at 15, I give her props.

  • Can’t stand this little turd. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. And, I know she’s only 15 and it’s mean, but she’d the one who’s put herself out there….the kid is homely.

    • I don’t like her either, but it’s actually like 16 now, I think. Not that much better, but still.

  • aw. I think its sweet that she cried. She obviously realizes she’s not top little tart at dinsey anymore.

  • Hahahhaa i think Dwayne was implying that he was wearing a thong… EWE. * barf* hahahhaa I don’t really like her but she hasn’t turned into a whore yet…. I give it two more years ..18 .

    • She’s getting close. Her boyfriend lives with her and there are very slutty pictures of her all over the internet.

      The Rock in a thong . . . . mmmm, let me think about that for a few hours.

  • wow she criedbig deal so a lot of peoplecry when they win award’s so miley is acting like it’s a big deal whenit’s relly not