I haven’t been very consistent with the Daily Lohan posts lately, and I sincerely apologize for that. You guys deserve better! But it’s partially Lindsay’s fault, too, because she hasn’t been out doing “candid” photo shoots every day like she usually does.
Now I see why — she’s been very busy working on her new line of spray tans! It’s called Sevin Nyne, and now I have this new theory that Lindsay Lohan keeps naming her product lines as numbers because she’s clearly a terrible speller. Lindsay appears in the ads for the products, shown above.
“As much as I love the sun,” she says, “it is so bad for your skin. I have tried every product on the market and never found something that I loved.” Until, that is, she met spray tanner Lorit Simon. “She had an amazing tanning formula that over the years we continued to perfect,” Lindsay reveals of the partnership. “It was important to me to have a natural product that didn’t have a lot of dyes and chemicals. Our product has goji berry extract which has antioxidant properties, it has a natural golden color, it doesn’t streak and smells delicious — not like a typical tanning product.” The $35 spray will become available exclusively in Sephora stores on the first of May — with an early web launch on Sephora.com on April 15.
My gut reaction is to rag on how shitty this line is going to do, but ya know what? Her stupid line of overpriced leggings sold like wildfire, even as the economy crumbled to pieces. And I will admit that I’m someone who purchases products like this in tanning salons, and $35 is a reasonable price if it really does work well and smell delicious. The stuff I use is $50 a bottle and smells like ass, but, then again, it doesn’t turn my face the weird shade of orange that Lindsay’s rocking in the top pic. (Plus it locks in makeup!) Still, I think this shit will fly off the shelves.
So it’s important to have a “natural product without dyes or chemicals”. Of course, i understand completely Linds, “chemicals” are strictly for snorting, smoking or popping, right!
Why does she feel the need to not wear a bra in a campaign ad? Her boobs look all droopy and the draping and reflection/warping? of the fabric isn’t helping much either.
One positive of this spray tan is that it is supposed to smell good. That is the main thing that has kept me from using any self tanners. I can’t get over the smell! Plus, I would rather be a blinding white than orange, no oompla loompa for me.
There’s never ANY reason to apologize for not doing these retarded “Daily Lohan” posts. The lack of them only makes it seem like you’ve come to your senses about just how untalented, uninteresting and unattractive this 40 year old looking coke whore really is.
I didn’t even notice there haven’t been Daily Lohan posts. Does anyone care? She doesn’t do anything but stand outside a store or walk outside a store. Sometimes she’s carrying a can of Red Bull, sometimes it’s Coke.
I have so many problems with this. First, she doesn’t look tan at al in the tanning product ad. Do not understand. Second, she is full of shit. She would just tan all the time, but she is a redhead, and doesn’t get tan. She mostly just gets freckly (I understand, being a ginger kind of sucks). Third, whenever she has obvious self-tanner on, she looks like retarded shit. She always has like streaks and orange spots and white feet.
oh, and no way. they all smell like ass.
As much as I hate all the drama that usually comes along with Daily Lohan posts.. GOD DAMN IT, she’s so friggin doable
Fuck that. I am pale and I love being pale. In fairness, I tan easily but only after a crab-red phase. However, if you’re pale, you’re pale, I think pale skin is beautiful – my beautiful boyfriend couldn’t be any paler!!
hey lady – *cheers* to that
Her feet (specifically the right one) are white in this very ad! You can see a reverse sock line. WTF? That’s horrible advertising, if you ask me.
Sevin Nyne? Really? Lindsay simply should have named it Sixxxty Nyne and perhaps we would have embraced the name as an inside joke.
Exactly what type of sunless tanner do you use that you’re so impressed with? I love sunless tanners and am always on the lookout for new ones. Share the wealth!
Is it just me or do her toes look really weird?
as much as I love her… she’s got serious tobacco here
LMAO at “smells like ass”
What’s wrong with her teeth?
when i first heard this chick was marketing a spray tan line, i thought, no way. that has to be a joke. ’cause who would buy self tanner from this girl who always looks dirty and orange?
Clearly she teamed up with Sunkist to produce this tanning spray. She looks ripe.
she always looks so dirty. even her teeth look dirty, like little colored corn kernels.