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Britney’s Tour Kicks Off Tonight!!!

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HAPPY DAY!! HAPPY DAY!!!

Britney’s Circus tour kicks off tonight in New Orleans!!!

Oh, how I wish I were there!

BritneySpears.com has posted some of the merchandise they’ll be selling at the tour. Ohhhh, I will be buying ALL of it when I see her in April. I am starting a savings fund right now for “Britney Spears Tour Shit.” I absolutely HAVE to have the one with the full-sleeve tattoo. I will wear it on dates. That is how I will land my dream man. If he doesn’t turn around and leave after seeing me in that, he’s obviously man enough to handle me.

GO BRIT-BRIT!!!

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  • Why trash everyone but PRAISE Britney? She the worst of human beings on the planet! Head shaving, twat flashing, fat lip-synching monster.

  • Can’t say I like those shirts – especially the longsleeved tattoo-shirt reminds me of Ed Hardy shirts by which it’s simply made easier to recognise blithering idiots immediately.

  • It’s as if somebody consumed a copy of Print Shop from 1986 and then regurgitated the various stock graphics and fonts onto a shirt.

    • That’s a really good point. Or anyone who’s not white. I wonder if they make them with darker sleeves.

  • really beet, whats the obsession with brit? correct me if im wrong, but youre a grown woman, not a middle school teeny bobber, right?

  • I love how the tat sleeves have the same tattoo on the forearm, just upside down. Like you, the wearer, need to be able to see it too. How do we solve the crisis when our customers can’t always be looking in a mirror at the “realistic” tattos on their upper arms? I know! Reverse the tat so they can simply lift up the arm and gaze to their heart’s content! Whew, crisis averted!..I don’t like my avatar, twice now she looks like an angry grandma =(