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Linds and her labia lover Sam Ronson were spied getting a tad touchy feely on their recent trans-atlantic flight. The romance was more than just physical though. Passengers supposedly spotted Lohan “texting sweet nothings” to Sam “despite sitting eight inches away from her.”

The two also squeezed into the elbow shattering space of the tiny airplane bathroom to change into  “matching black sleep suits” before settling into their seats for more cooing, cuddling, and general nonsense. So, we have a possible mile-high adventure a-brewing as well. If this were any other 22-year old I’d give her a high-five for popping her inflight cherry but this is Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about here. She’s done that shit so often it’s part of her air travel readiness routine. Liquids in baggie – check. Leggings – check. Boots – check. Get diddled in bathroom shortly after takeoff – check and mate.

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  • I might be straight but I’m not blind…Skelator wannbe is FUGLY as hell.. There is NOTHING about that gaunt, bony legged, sunken eyeball looking hag that remotely rings my bell. Lindsey could do MUCH better…

  • she was texting midair? celebrities sure have perks…they don’t even have to turn their cell phones off on airplanes like the rest of us mere mortals!!

    • In the linked article, it states that she texted Samantha via her “in-flight entertainment handset.” No cell phone.

    • its not a cellphone- if you fly on virgin atlantics upper class level you can log on to the game console/inflight entertainment and text from there and the text will appear on the tv screen of whomever you are texting inflight.its not the perks of celebs-its the perks of people with serious money..

  • I don’t think it can be considered “sqeezing into the airplane bathroom” when both girls are about the size of an 11 year old boy.

  • I texting my fiance things when i’m sitting right next to him or in the car with him and a 3rd party. Some things are private.

    • not necessarily. there’s a budget airline in Europe (Ryanair) who recently decided to allow people to keep their phones on and text etc…except you have to pay like €3/£3 [can’t remember which) a text, so its totally not worth it.

  • maybe she was using that seat phone thingy -you can send sms and pay by credit card. or you turn it around and play lame video games with other passengers…

  • 1. The article doesn’t say they went into the cubicle together. It just says they went to get changed. I would read that as separately. There’s no room for two people to change in there.
    2. The Mirror correspondent must have been peering over their shoulders the whole time to see the text messages and what they were eating and watching. You’d think the cabin crew would tell him (or her) to sit down. I reckon its all made up, cute as it is its sounds like bollocks.
    3. For all its tabloid nonsense, kudos to the Mirror for being the only British newspaper that was loudly, categorically, unrelentingly opposed to the invasion of Iraq, from day one (and long before). The Mirror called it for the b/s that it was – and that’s why I buy it.

    • when you are on upper class at virgin atlantic you can log on to games console/inflight entertainment and pay for texts with your credit card, its not a cell-the text will pop up on the screen of the person texting-its a 10.4 screen so its perefctly possible to see what other people are watching etc if you are in seats near them obviously. am enjoyin this tabloid story though-fake or not at least someone is taking responsibilty for mixing it up a bit. the fake fight stories were getting a bit boring by know.

    • If both women are like a size zero as these two are, i guess they’d both fit into the cubicle LoL and it says she was texting on her game console so texts would be coming up on the tv screens which are pretty easy to see if you are seated close by.
      Fake or not at least someone is taking responsiblity for mixing it up a bit. The fake fight stories were getting a bit boring.

  • Fake lesbians are gross. No self respecting genuine lesbo would make a scene of herself like that. What a narcissist.

    • have you ever been to a lesbian bar? There are the same posers, losers and decent people there as everywhere else! Its not all a bunch of Ellens running around in slacks!