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Chris Brown Talks!!!

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Hi guys. Still sick again today, but it seems to be on the upswing. I’m feeling a tiny bit better, but I still think I’ll be stuck in bed all day. THE FLU SUCKS. I recommend you not get it.

You know what else sucks?

The statement Chris Brown released to the media today:

“Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God’s help, to emerging a better person. Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else. Those posts or writings under my name are frauds.”

Yeah, I figured as much. Note to everyone: Everything MediaTakeOut reports “exclusively” is a lie. They seriously just sit around a table and make up lies. That’s why we didn’t report the Facebooking around here. And we didn’t report that Rihanna gave him herpes, because that was a lie too.

You know what’s not a lie? That Chris Brown beat up his girlfriend to the point that she had to check into a hospital.

I hope once the “legal issues” are sorted out and he’s heading off to jail, he’ll be willing to issue a statement where he takes a little more responsibility for his actions.

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  • “I hope once the “legal issues” are sorted out and he’s heading off to jail, he’ll be willing to issue a statement where he takes a little more responsibility for his actions.”

    THIS.

  • in my eyes, it doesn’t matter how ‘sorry’ you say you are.
    you don’t fucking choke your girlfriend into unconsciousness and then say “oops, sorry!”. Shit doesn’t work like that.

  • Dammit, I believed that Facebook-Thing… I’m so naive… :(

    Anyways, isn’t there something else he should worry about apart from “what transpired”…?

  • seriously.don’t.care.what.he.has.to.say.

    just want him to get all of the legal consequences one person could possibly get for what he did to rihanna.

  • I love how he takes this first opportunity to publicly speak and does nothing but let everyone know that HE’S going to be alright. Awesome.

    Dear Chris Brown,

    Please leave this world so the real people can make use of the oxygen you are sucking on.

    Regards,

    The Morally Evolved Population Of The Planet

    p.s. Can I have that StormTrooper necklace when you’re gone? Thanks.

  • yeah, you don’t apologize unless you’ve done something wrong. also, just to educate — “choking” is what happens when you get food stuck in your esophagus (aka throat). “Strangled” is what happens when someone bloks your trachea (aka airpipe) with hands, rope, or anything like that. It’s food mishap versus violence. BIG difference…

  • This is supposed to be an APOLOGY of some sort and he talks about FACEBOOK and BLOGS?! Pssh. I mean, he can talk about his pretty little internet life somewhere else. He should go to jail until the end of his like for being such a stupid idiot. Seriously. I mean, yeah, the online message thing is important to HIM (But not me, honestly) but why just say that in the middle of an apology?! And, as someone said, he didn’t even mention Rihanna’s name. And it didn’t seem to be real, and it was not directed to her. (Rihanna, I mean) And if I could actually go up to to Chris Brown, I would kick his butt to Pluto and beyond. He said he was sorry and saddened. Well, he should have thought of that when he was beating up Rihanna. The people should throw him into jail anyway, even if he did pay fifty thousand bucks. That just proves he’s a coward. Normal people would go to jail. Let’s just shove him in prison for a million years. That would teach him a lesson.

    DIE, CHRIS BROWN!!!

    Okay, I’m done ranting.

  • mk, well first of all i LOVE chris brown.

    but seriously, what the FUCK is wrong with you ?!
    the first statement he makes publicly he tells us hes
    gonna be alright ?
    OH PLEASE.
    its not like hes the one with the 2 contusions, & the bloody nose and
    lip.

    he could of at least publicly apologized to her, instead he makes sure
    we ALL know he hasent been posting anything on the internet…
    like its all about him.
    give it up chris, were not too concerned about your well being.

    even though i think hes a coward, an idoit, and a dick at the
    moment..i still LOVER him.