Little Lourdes Leon appears to be following in the footsteps of her mother. After turning down a part in The Secret Lives of Bees because Madonna didn’t want her in the biz so young, Lourdes has been enrolled in Manhattan’s Professional Children’s School.
I really am looking forward to seeing if Lourdes has more talent than Madge; I think it’s a safe bet. But do you know what I look forward to the most? Her first facial waxing.
OMG WENDIE!!! So right… I can’t wait to see her face either! Perhaps momma madge wont let her yet because she KNOWS how much prettier lourdes will be than her!!!
It looks like someone photoshopped Madonna’s mouth onto that girl’s face. I hope that’s the closest the resemblance gets.
please someone just tweeze her eyebrows.
I had the same problem with facial hair that she does. I hope she doesn’t go too over the top and completely remove her eyebrows when she’s older.
she’ll have a fun day when that event comes round the corner… or not.
uh huh
that’s one fuzzy youngin’
no kidding aye
i’m all for natural eyebrows but the mo and mono are a bit much.
so all you parents out there, at what point is it ok to do something about it?
I think she is ready! Once kids hit the double digits their grooming routine needs to change. Kids are developing much faster these days and parents need to pay attention and stay on top of things. She’s a very pretty girl – she just needs to be polished up a bit. =)
she has a moustache !
LOL I thought I was the only one mean enough to be annoyed by a pre-pubescent’s facial hair :D
I GOTTA GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE.
IMHO…WENDIE….
…has given us a laugh-a-polooza day (With the exception of the twilight perfume rip-off post) there have been several really funny, really well written, in an authentic “Wendie” voice, posts.
WELL DONE WENDIE! thanks for a funny day, on a day when I needed it.
But damn, Lourdes is gonna be gorgeous when she’s older.
…and when she’s facial-hair free.
I think the whole world is looking foward that day.
Fear. The. Unibrow.
She is a beautiful young girl. Don’t be such haters!
Look.
At.
The.
Brow.
Holy shit, that family is loaded and can’t afford to wax her brows? A pair of tweezers? ANYTHING?
Right on! It isn’t hate, it is just the damn truth. Maybe they want her looking like that so no dudes want to fuck with her. Maybe they’ll clean her up when she’s eighteen. Right now it would be like making out with the troglodyte at the evolution exhibit at the Smithsonian.
I love her eyebrows, actually. Perfect as-is.
poor kiddo, must be hard enough to be Madonna’s child without having facial hair – from her peers i mean.
Jesus God I have been begging Madonna to wax her for YEARS.
Facial waxing? If she becomes half the whore her mother is she better have her tool-bag waxed as well. I don’t know about others but I see more of a woman’s Y-Axis than I do her face sometimes. If I saw what I know her lawn must look like staring back at me, I am gonna need to see my friend Levon for some major hallucinogens and a bottle of Jack.
She could be cast for any Vagina shots in the Twilight sequel.
uh. gross.
What’s gross? Her facial hair? Her whore of a mother? The Y reference? The lawn/grassy knoll remark? My friend Levon? Hallucinogens? Jack Daniels? Vagina shots? Twilight? Or as I suspect……….the whole damn thing? I know it’s gross, that’s the point.
What’s gross? Her facial hair? Her whore of a mother? The Y reference? The lawn/grassy knoll remark? My friend Levon? Hallucinogens? Jack Daniels? Vagina shots? Twilight? Or as I suspect……….the whole damn thing? I know it’s gross, that’s the point.
cripes! she looks like miley cyrus!
Miley Cyrus? Perhaps after make-up doing a Geico commercial.
This Lourdes bitch looks Cro-Magnon to me. The name Lourdes sounds rather ironic to me. Perhaps the parents should have set aside the Kabbalah literature for a moment and said the LORDS PRAYER!!!!
I know….I know, but it was to good to pass up!
They should switch her face wash with Nair®
That’s funny! Cruel but funny.
I mean it’s a kid let her be man!
christ that kid is hairy.
Hahahaha – that’s so funny. Everytime I see a pic of her with the brows I want to break out the wax!
She’s a hundred times prettier than Madonna could ever hope to be, but those fugly glasses have got to go. Leave her facial hair alone, she’s young and has plenty of time.
Plenty of time to do what? Grow more facial hair?
needs to lose the stash and the unibrow
Those shades are sooooo fugly. And the unibrow makes her look like a man. just sayin…
i beg, someone tame the facial hair!
Oh Jesus.. I just wish someone would do something about her fucking facial hair.. Honestly.. They are so disgustingly rich and yet look at this shit…
is it even possible to have that much facial hair at that age..?
Ugh, I hate that she’s going to be famous (and already is) because of her mom. She sucks. She’s 12… and she sucks. There, I’m picking on a 12 year old now. But I think it’s justifiable because she could probably kick my ass. She’s one of those bitchy chicks I don’t like to talk to because they’ll probably beat me down.
pluck ur eyebrows….very ugly kid
She Can suck my cock anytime
she finally plucked them!
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah
lmao!
you people are jealous assholes. she doesn’t need to do anything to her face unless she feels like it. she’s a very sweet little girl. i think her eyebrows are kind of bad ass actually. i hope people are rude to your children. i wonder what all of you look like….
wooowwww im almost 13 and have sum hair on my upper lip….soooo??? whatever……im just a KIDDDDDD and soo is SHEEE!!!! dang i no i want to wear a little eyeliner but if i sound as rude as the mean comments, then i can wait YEARS to wear makeup!! id rather be natural that a B**** no offense 2 all u nice ppl out there who wrote nice comments……….:] lololol lmao ??
btw everyone who right mean things bout loudes are all jealous haters who are jealous of this kid cuz she looks soooo much better than there own kids…yaaa i went there cuz im tellin the truth JEALOUS RUDE PHYSCO HATERZZZZZZZZZ
I think she is pretty and beautiful… but the eyebrows are just a little to much. I mean it is not her fault it is her mom who wants to make her an outsider. Poor Lourdes.. =/
oh come off it! it’s not that bad! i’ve seen plenty children with facial hair, it’s natural! yes, i know todays concept of beauty for women is no facial hair, skinny, all that shit. but you shouldn’t force that on a child! let her enjoy her childhood! and when shes 14, 15 she’ll remove it. no biggie!