Here’s an “exclusive clip” from BritneySpears.com of Britney eating sushi in Japan. Dude, I hate BritneySpears.com with every bone in my body — I hate the constantly chipper editors, who refer to themselves with such hardcore, rebellious, fuck-the-man nicknames as “Britney’s British Bitch” and “Britney’s Lead Bitch” and “Traci,” and I hate their ad nauseum sychophantism and near-deification of Britney, and I hate the refusal of anyone on there to admit that this chick just went through a very, very fucked up year and still has a long road of recovery ahead of her, and that there is a very, very, very thick line between “having fun and being true to yourself” and “mental illness,” and I hate the fucking sorry excuses for “exclusive” pics and video they have. Like, you’re the official Britney Spears website. You could at least get Britney waving to the damn camera.
I dunno why I’m so worked up about this. I don’t even know who I’m angry at or why, really. I just really don’t like that website. I think I should be able to run BritneySpears.com for a week. You hear that, Celebuzz? Hand the site over to me for a week. I’ll triple your traffic, no vaginas involved. Pinky promise.
At first I’m like, woah, they poop Britney? Then I’m like, oh.
Anyways it’s all part of the Must Make Money at All Costs cover up. Buy in, don’t speak out, you silly girl.
Oooh you know you love it!
What’s with the sun glasses??
This site has been aggressively pro-Britney lately. I don’t see the difference. No offence.
The visitors so give a shit about psycho Britney Spears that there have been 4 replies before me.
Beet wake up and please let Britney go.
you would be amazing on britneyspears.com. do it.