Today's Evil Beet Gossip

This Has to Stop

First George Clooney, then Brad Pitt, now Mel Gibson?

What’s with the moustaches, guys???

Seriously, does anyone actually enjoy kissing a guy with facial hair?

I take one look at that face and I think “chafing.”

Actually, that’s a lie. First, I think “bigot.” Then I think “chafing.”

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  • Mustaches alone, no, but facial hair in general I totally find attractive. Got to disagree with ya on that, Beet.

  • call me crazy, but i like beards (depends on how good of a beard the guy can grow, of course, and how it looks on him). and i dont think it chafes. stubble looks hot, but THAT chafes. and any other form of facial hair? YUCK. mustaches are disgusting and goatees looks like scary, toothy vaginas!!!

  • Facial hair doesn’t chafe, only stubble does. And I’m quite happy with full facial hair (unless dude can only grow a face-pube beard, in which case, NO!) but I hate moustaches alone and I hate goatees. Also, Mel Gibson in this photo looks like he’s auditioning for the part of The Devil in some forthcoming fundamentalist Christian film.

  • Mah, only moustaches suck and look like crap. Generally facial hair’s some pretty hot shit. Who doesn’t dig a five a clock shadow? Facial hair’s manly and hot. Moustaches is the exception to the rule. Amen.

  • I don’t like facial hair. 5 O’clock shadow looks appealing until you spend a day of shame walking around telling people you’re having an allergic reaction to something because your face and neck (to mention the visible areas) are red and chafed 12 hours later. (What can I say, I have the delicate skin.)

  • beards always looked painful to me until i met my boyfriend who has a full fledge RED beard. but the first few weeks of dating when all we did was make out, my face was RAWWWW and peeling from it. but now i get mad when he shaves.
    but mel looks like an old man trying to be young.

  • My theory is that they think the moustache makes them look more manly… You know… men and their egos….

  • Like multiple people above, I don’t support mustaches alone because they look silly.

    But a well-trimmed beard, man, I think that is so hot. And it doesn’t chafe, only stubble does.

  • Do we think its all from Movember?
    I wouldn’t mind so much if they were amazingly huge handlebars, or something equally ridiculous. Instead they all have boring ones.

  • i may be the only one who finds the chafing from stubble kind of amusing… to me it’s like the slightly more grown up version of a giggle-inducing hickey :P

  • In November there was something called “MOVEMBER” and it targeted men’s health. My bf wore a mustach as well in support of this event which was in the whole month of November. Maybe they had mustaches for this event and were to lazy to shave? ?