I swear, you guys, athletes have been kicking celebrities’ asses in terms of doing interesting shit lately. I keep threatening to my boss that I’m going to turn this site into Evil Beet Sports one day and just be like the female version of Deadspin. Except without any of the, ya know, knowledge about sports. I think that’ll make it even more interesting.
So, okay, Fox had a serious wardrobe malfunction on Sunday night. And by “wardrobe malfunction” I mean “towel malfunction” by which I mean “a dude’s penis was on live TV.”
Vikings head Brad Childress was speaking to the team (and the cameras!) about his 19-year-old son going into the Marines when tight end Visanthe Shiancoe accidentally moved his towel a bit, revealing his flaccid wang. (Yeah, I called a penis “wang.” What’re you gonna do about it?) Now that’s the kind of balls I wanna play some sports with!
Uncensored pics are here.
Ahahaha, YES! Penis! >=)
Beet, I expect pubic bone commentary at times like these.
Yum and thank you :)
Check out his friggin thighs people! TANK!
Not my cuppa. At ALL.
i can only imagine how big it is in full throttle, YIKES! someones gonna be sore tomarro
I’m telling you Beet, you don’t know what you’re missing. A couple months ago I became a fan of Washington Redskins’ tight end Chris Cooley when he posted a picture on his blog right before gametime that had his little mushroom cap out for all to see. It stayed up until after the game when it was brought to his attention. And while I just visited his site to see nudity, he actually has a great personality and runs a hilarious blog!
FYI, I am SO up for an Evil Beet Sports!
is it just me, or is that thing giant?
Yowza!!! And yeah, I was thinking about the pubic bone too.
that thing is huge!! I’m sure he has a much bigger female fan base now!! haha
Cocker Room!
Happen to have a link to that picture Erin? lol
yay penis! I get so sick of all the vagina pictures. penises are way funnier.
way to go fox. I would imagine this is a lot worse than the Janet half-boob thing. I think they should get fined fined fined. Especially because I am a fox-hater.
Look at the bald headed guy, he’s totally checking it out. Lol
Yep, Emma, I think that you are right. That was exactly what I was thinking. He likes those wangs….oh and it looks like he is an authority figure, he has a badge on.
dude, i laughed out loud before i even scrolled down to the pics. . .NFL dong. . .
he wants some camera time too!
I love the sexy blue box… almost makes me want to get naked and tape blue boxes on my junk. sweet pics.
Bahahhaha. Wang.
thats awesome, good for him. keep up the good work beet. love this stuff.
All of a sudden — my day has meaning :) One of things in my bucket list has always been to do a post-game interview in the locker room of a NFL team (hopefully the Patz). Who knows what you might see.
I love that he’s on live tv in just a towel anyway… it’s just BEGGING for something like this to happen.
Hilarious.
Evil-Beet-Sports!
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whaaahhhooooooooooo! yeahhhhhh-ba-by!