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Lindsay Lohan Vows to Tell You the Truth (and Censor the Bad Words)

Yet ANOTHER Lohan MySpace blog. It’s like Christmas came early!

always the truth- scouts honor

so….
today i was out with my friend Jamie and paparazzi wouldn’t stop asking me where samantha was. and i’m not writing this blog because i feel like i need to prove that i’m with my girl to anyone at all. but because it’s just annoying. and i want to vent. and i love myspace because it allows me to vent without having to deal with the noise of the “tabloids” and “stalkerazzi’s” ….

all in all-they should just stop asking altogether, once and for all if she and i are broken up because frankly, if we ever ever did…. i would say it before they could even think of asking. i’d say it here probably… i say everything here on myspace. okay. well, i hope that all the gossip magazines and sites, and lurkers read this cuz it’s not true. ahh! i love myspace because i can just write, and i love writing, and i can prove all the liars wrong… wow- the people that make shit up must really feel silly, embarrassed, out of stories, scr*w*d, f*ck*d, punk’d, and so much more. because, i can use myspace and just let everyone know what’s really going on. which is so much more fun! cuz now, people can get to know the REAL me. yay!

p.s.
you should check out this band… cuz they’re dope.
yours truly
L

Currently listening :
Black Ghosts
By Black Ghosts
Release date: By 2008-07-08

Does anyone else think the most amusing part of this is the “scr*w*d, f*ck*d”? Like, listen up, Lindsay Lohan, the world has seen your panty-less vagina more times than we care to remember. It’s okay if you type the word “screwed” on your blog. Really. It won’t hurt your image.

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  • Is anyone else getting mad that she isn’t using any capital letters at the start of a sentence? It’s just frustrating to read. Come on L, I went to the High School in the next town and know people who were in the H.S. Theatre that you claim to have been active in. Well, I know the truth and I am not a fan! YOU LIE! Good Day Sir!… Sorry. I got off topic, ahh…. Use proper writing technique!

  • I love her, just absolutely love this chick, always have, always will. I really want to someday have the opportunity to meet Lindsay Lohan, her AND my other favourite Hollywood “bad girl” Britney Spears. Did you see the part in LiLo’s MySpace entry where she gives props to her “very talented” friend Britney, and says she’s currently listening to Circus?

  • Well, that could be the reason so many kids in school are failing English and getting dumber. To much internet. Parents look after your children! Don’t let them become victims! I don’t care about what is correct on the internet. If someone wrote like that to their boss I’m sure he would question the persons education, just as I question hers.

  • Hahaha. @ Lolly I was going to correct that also. It’s ironic to correct someone on grammar HoneyHalfGirl, and make a mistake yourself.
    For some reason I just love this bitch. I can’t explain it.

  • Hahaha. @ Lolly I was going to correct that also. It’s ironic to correct someone on grammar HoneyHalfGirl, and make a mistake yourself.
    For some reason I just love this bitch. I can’t explain it.

  • Celebs like her make everyone else’s lives appear so much more sane. And I’m not sure why she felt the need to use 10’000 words to simply say “myspace gives me power over the paps. That feels good. Get it here first kids.”

  • Tell it like it is LL!! Wouldn’t it be great if she is responsible for a new trend. Where all the PR firms are made redundant and the shittier blogs too!?! And people just go straight to the artists blog-kind of like in the music buisness. Can say what you like about this girl (and people definetly do) but she’s got balls bigger then all the other hollyweird starlets put together. Kudos.