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Britney Considers Dumping Her Assets

The love affair has ended between Britney Spears and her rack.

I have a love-hate relationship with my boobs. At the moment I hate them and want them smaller.  I can’t wear the kind of suits I used to love, like the red PVC one I got to wear for the ‘Oops I Did It Again’ video, for example, I don’t feel streamlined.  I’m tempted to have a breast reduction so I can slink into some amazing stage outfits for my next set of shows. I know they look sexy but sometimes they get in the way.

Personally, I totally agree.  I’d give just about anything to be flat.  I don’t get the appeal of tits.  At all.

Here’s Britney at the Light of the Angels event at LA Live covering them up.

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  • Yeah… I don’t get the appeal of big dicks either…

    I’d give anything to replace my horse wiener with a beer tap.

    *stupid girls* *stuuuupid girls*

  • God, when I was in high school living in 90 degree weather I would have done ANYTHING to wear little tanks but my titties were too HUGE! I envied those girls that could so HARD.

  • yeah, tss, shut the fuck up. your stupid dick doesn’t make you uncomfortable all the time, doesn’t keep clothes from fitting, doesn’t make you feel disgusting. believe it or not, our bodies aren’t here for your enjoyment. come back when you know what the fuck you’re talking about.

  • You’re kidding! Doesn’t EVERYONE love cleavage?? It’s like butt-crack, it’s always a little thrill

  • I paid $8500 for mine (well, my parents did) and they are nothing but trouble now. I got mine so that clothes would fit better (I was a gymnast and had that nice flat chest that comes with it), and now they are so big nothing fits. I feel her pain! I will definitely be downsizing in the future.

  • Torie its pretty sad if your boobs make you ” FEEL DISGUSTING ” – wtf is wrong with you? Boobs are normal.

  • Silly discussion, I’ve been carrying around DD’s for 25 years now and other than the occasional back ache and the lack of really pretty bra’s I’m pretty happy about the whole thing. Never heard any complaints either :)

  • That poor bitch is still crazy. It’s not like she’s toteing around 44 DDD for God sake! Breast reduction pppfffft!

  • I’m a C/D (cd!)-cup or summink and I would/will definitely get a breast reduction if I had the necessary cash. Small breasts are much more practical. Being flat rocks ( I think)! Kate Moss-size or even Lily Allen-size boobs would be perf. And really purdy. But big boobs are pretty, too!

    • gahhh im a b cup
      i hate it :l

      people make me feel so nervous bout it

      people always point out to me that im “flatchested”

      so now i just feel like i have to where better bras or something to make them appear bigger :l

      i would kill to be a c/d cup
      although being quite petite i guess they go with my body shape or whatever

  • If I really want to make my husband cry right now, I’ll call him in and have him read this article.

  • I fucking wish that all I needed to worry about right now is whether or not I like my tits, Jeez, dum-dum, get your kids back then work on the rack. Most days I really could feel some empathy for Britney, but this time, she needs a good bitch slap, like oh, let’s plunk down 2K for a breast reduction INSTEAD of , IDK, THERAPY…and CHRISTMAS DINNER WITH YOUR BABIES>>>Fuck-Stick, GRRRRRRRRRRRR.

  • She has Bs at best and she wants a reduction? I think she said this so that people would talk about her breast–bascally give her more attention than she already has. Buy her a boat as she is clearly fishing for compliments.

    Women are supposed to look like women…not 13 year old boys minus a dick.

    • b cups dont make you look like 13 year old boys

      if your petite you wouldnt want a pair of ds on you or something

  • Having major surgery in order to “slink into some amazing stage outfits.”
    I bet she thinks this makes her sound real humble or something.
    What a fucking moron.
    Can we please stop talking about her?

  • there not amazingly large :l
    and i have tiny ones and they make me feel insecure id rather have them bigger

    looking at it though people with big boobs would rather have smaller boobs
    and people with smaller boobs would rather have bigger ones ;)

  • More like a public announcement against going bra-less. Based on her outfits– it’s more like a breast lift. No worries. She will have all the cleavage necessary to satisfy fantasies. Anna never looked better in the days leading up to her death. (She looks completely odd in that picture above.)

  • So let’s see….she has two neglected kids that haven’t had a mommy since they were born and her priority is her breast size and stage outfits? Oh lord, is everyone in Hollywood a total narcissist or what?

  • BRITNEY SWEETHEART,
    IT’S NOT CALLED A BREAST REDUCTION WHEN YOU REMOVE YOUR IMPLANTS
    RATHER SAY YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR IMPLANTS OUT DOLL

    • You used the letter A exactly ten times, and you couldn’t move your pinky a tiny bit to the left to avoid being irritating?

  • mine are definitely bigger than i would like…having the luxury of being able to go braless in the summer would be a treat, fashion wise clothes always seem fall better on girls with small ones, they take longer to get saggy, they are cute & perky & not heavy…then at the same time having bigger ones has its moments too…it does sometimes add a sexy, sensual, feminine look which has its appeal too.