From McCain supporter Martin Eisenstadt’s blog:
As popular as John and Cindy were at the party, the real star was Joe. Over 6 feet, tan, with rippling muscles and a beaming smile of disbelief, he was like Mr. Clean at a soap convention. As you can imagine with the embodiment of Joe Six Pack, Joe the Plummer can hold his liquor, thatâ€™s for sure. While we were downing shots of Makers Mark, Joe got buttonholed by Ben Affleckâ€™s agent (Patrick-something from Endeavor, I think?) There was some serious talk about Joe appearing as the star on the next season of The Bachelor. Whether McCain wins or loses, believe me, Joe Wurzelbacher has already come out a winner.
But as night wore on to early morning, Joe finally got some â€œqualityâ€ alone time with a certain female cast member. Iâ€™m not that familiar with the show, but I know it wasnâ€™t Tina Fey or Amy Poehler. The skinny brunette, I think it was. Kirsten, maybe? Joeâ€™s got good taste: sheâ€™s definitely hotter in person. And judging by her taste in plumbers, maybe a closet Republican. I didnâ€™t see what time they left, but it wouldnâ€™t surprise me if someone got her drain snaked last night. Politics sure makes strange bedfellows! (I ran into Joe this morning at the hotel – see picture – and ever the gentleman, he refused to reveal more than his mile-wide grin.)
Oh, Lord, talk about a crazy 15 minutes of fame. I cannot wait until this election is over.