Oh, what’s that? She always looks like that? Huh. Well, I guess she has to be better than Paris Hilton at something, right? The Other Heiress hosted a Halloween shindig at 1OAK, and no one famous showed up who wasn’t related to her, but that didn’t stop little ol’ Lydia from posing up a storm in her series of costumes. Honestly, I don’t even know what these costumes are. The first one? Might be some sort of journalist. Ah ha ha ha! Oh, Lydia. Look at you! Making fun of those paparazzi who soullessly hound you after you have your people call in tips. All that horrid attention that you in no way beg for. Oh, what a sense of humor you have, young lady! And the second one? WTF? Is that a wood nymph? Oh, God, that’s totally what I should have been. “I’m a wood nymph, yo. Get it? I’m a total nymph, and I give you wood. GET IT???”
She just wanted to dress slutty for Halloween, like some people we know…(cough cough)
Completely disagree, Hilton is trash compared to Hearst!!!!
She looks great!
I think the second costume is meant to be Poison Ivy, but ‘wood nymph’ is clearly better.
Poison Ivy!!
the first one i suppose is a jab at page six since they are currently on the outs. The quote beet published earlier from her, she says she never said, blah blah blah. she no longer “writes” for page six. And on wednesday they told their readers why. it was pretty hilarious
I wonder what Lydia Hearst’s story is, I never come across cool celeb gossip about this one. I’d like to read more about her, I mean can’t we all start getting interested in some new heiresses other than always the same old Paris, Paris Paris alllll the time? I want some new heiress gossip! There’s gotta be a few more interesting socialites/heiresses out there to gossip about. Paris is boring nowadays, anyway. Boring. We need new scandalous heiresses to snark about!
I agree Snowblood! What is this woman’s deal? I need to know, wait.. I MUST KNOW!!
I’m up with insomnia tonight, and – I did it. I can’t believe I did it. I Googled Lydia Hearst’s name. I Googled Brittny Gastineau, too, while I was at it. Didn’t Google that twisty-faced cow-ette Courtenay Semen, though, could care less about that one.
Well, what I found out about Lydia Hearst is that she’s a columnist for Page Six magazine, so that’s what costume number one here is all about. She designs handbags for Puma and Leatherette. She’s the daughter of Patty Hearst and Patty Hearst’s then bodyguard named George Shaw, who’s head of security now for the Hearst corporation, and Lydia’s last name is Hearst-Shaw but she just goes by Hearst.
fascinating shit! God I need a life. Four in the morning and I’m up with insomnia, googling heiresses.
dude shes dressed as Brit Brit in the first one… remember that outfit and the second is poison ivy!!!!
No, in the first one she’s a slutty version of herself – a columnist at Page Six magazine. She DOES look a bit like Britney pre-hospitalization, though, with that hat and the fishnets…
She’s gorgeous, and she’s got class in spades. The poison ivy costume is divine from head to toe.