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“This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. God knows I do.”

Madonna, before performing a song about Guy Ritchie, “Miles Away,” at her performance last night.

Also amusing and Madge-related: The Daily Mail is reporting that Gwyneth Paltrow spent all summer begging Madonna to try to save the marriage for the kids, and is apparently very upset that they couldn’t work it out.

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  • this fits perfectly with the picture i have about madonna: an utterly obnoxious bitch, what exactly has taken guy ritchie this long to figure that out, i’ll never understand

  • That’s true- but I can’t help that that is exactly one of the reasons I love her! Maybe I’m an obnoxious bitch also? Probably :).

  • I think the definition in the dictionary of emotionally retarded should show a picture of skeletor Madonna.

  • I’ll say this on Evil Beet because I couldn’t say it on Jezebel:

    Who the fuck is Gwyneth to threaten the Madonna with their friendship if Madonna doesn’t try to save her marriage? They both irritate me in their own way.

    / end rant.

  • i will NEVER understand why people think that “holding together” a shitty marriage is gonna help the fucking kids. like they don’t NOTICE that mommy and daddy hate each other? like they’re ever going to find a model for a healthy relationship in that kind of household?
    anybody who takes that stand needs a “retarded” song written about them. immediately. and played loudly.

  • How very motherly of her to rag on her soon to be ex in public. Does she not think about Rocco? Can’t stand her and never could. I’ll take Guy off her hands, tho.

  • ahhh me too. as for the skeletor comment, see how you look at 50.

    oh and i imagine gwyneth has a few other things to keep her distracted from spending her summer worrying about madonna’s marriage.

  • Why doesn’t the banner in the background have “Tapout” on it? That is what he should have done long ago.

  • Madonna is a self-centered, egotistical, shallow pile of sleaze who could chop down a redwood tree with that hatchet-like face of her’s. Madonna knows this about herself and doesn’t care. Why? Because, she knows that there are enough people who admire her amoral, success at any price philosophy and will keep buying her music and attending her shows, until, someday, someone accidentally opens the windows and lets in the light causing her to dissolve into a pile of dust on the stage.

  • Wow, so much hate for Madonna. It takes two people to ruin a marriage, people. I love her as a performer. Her private life has no effect on that.