Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ellen and Portia Getting Hitched THIS WEEKEND!

Hooray!!!

Our very first celebrity lesbian wedding!!!

Portia De Rossi and Ellen Degeneres are planning to get married this weekend in a small intimate ceremony with only a few close friends and family … and the paparazzi, hopefully. They’ll probably be all over this thing. I want to see photos!!! Will they both wear bridal gowns? Ooooh, we could play “Who Wore It Best: Lesbian Wedding Bridal Gown Edition.”

All joking aside, this is fucking awesome, and I’m beyond thrilled that this loving couple has the opportunity to get married. Maybe one day I’ll have the same opportunity. Unfortunately, the state of California is still not open-minded enough to recognize my marriage to Adam Duritz without, ya know, his written consent, but I plan to issue a lawsuit addressing this injustice once I’m absolutely certain I want a forged marriage to Adam Duritz instead of to Michael Phelps.

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  • ahaha
    you crack me up.
    hm adam duritz vs. michael phelps.

    def. phelps. no doubt about it!

    but yay for ellen and portia! i bet ellen will wear a suit:)

  • you know california overturned the gay marriage thing like two days later right? so much for open-minded

  • I’m not sure where you get your info niblet, but it wasn’t overturned.

    I hope there are some excellent pictures. I want some magazine covers out of this!

  • > I’m beyond thrilled that this loving couple has the opportunity to get
    > married. Maybe one day I’ll have the same opportunity.

    I am sure there is a woman out there for you too.

  • Absolutely chuffed for them, they have had a long relationship and absolutely everyone should have the same rights. Gays and lesbians have had the right to marry for years over here (UK) and it’s amazing to think that it’s taking some other parts of the world so long to catch up.

  • > Gays and lesbians have had the right to marry for years over here (UK) and it’s amazing to think that it’s taking some other parts of the world so long to catch up.

    That is because Christians are desperately trying to wind the clock backwards over here.