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Hey, Do You Wanna See Like 18,000 Red Carpet Photos from the Teen Choice Awards?

Of course you do.

And there’s seriously like 100 photos after the jump.

But for now, I’d just like to say that, when Ed Westwick is ready to take a break from having sex with Chace Crawford, I’m available. And I’m willing to totally ignore just how gay that silk scarf is, and instead focus on ways to make it fun and useful in the bedroom.

Seriously though. Click through. I uploaded like a gazillion freakin’ photos for you guys, so at least look at them, okay?

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  • Miley wishes she was awesome as Blake Lively. Also, I feel as though someone has worn the dress that Blake is wearing….

    Zac and Chance look like they were separated at birth.

  • Rachel Bilson is just gorgeous! She just has that cute girl next door vibe about her and hasn’t done any stupid stuff yet… got to love her! :-) Yep, got to love her!

    Beet, you’d seriously get together with that guy? It looks like he spent the 4 hours a day in the mirror practicing his “red carpet look.” What a weenie!

    The Jonas brothers should get ahead of the curb and call Hansen and ask those guys how they learned to deal with being washed up at 20. :-)

  • @@@@@@@@2She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site “”””C e l e b C u p i d.c o m””””””last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site@@@@@@@@2

  • Uh oh, look at those eyes on Vanessa…girl is leaving Teen Choice behind her and soon!!…and Will, he was there to chaperone, right?

  • “Hi, my name is Ed Westwick and this is the best “he-man” look I can come up with while wearing a silk scarf. After all, I’m an actor.”

  • Yeah, why is he making that face? Not hot at all. And are Zac and Vanessa still trying to pull off that relationship image? He looks like gay David Hasslehoff Jr in that photo. You could have stopped uploading at about 5 pics…

  • I don’t get the appeal. He looks like he’s caught a whiff of something malodorous in his immediate vicinity (maybe greasy, unwashed hair?) and it’s making him sad.

  • Ok. So was 40something Will Smith there to promote his rubbish movie or find a new teen boyfriend? Pretty sure we all know the answer! Will DL Smith in the house!!