Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Happy Birthday, Jessica Simpson!

Jessica Simpson made sure that the WireImage photographers were on-hand to capture all the fun of her 28th birthday at a bar in Calabasas. Tony Romo was, of course, present, and it appears he sang karaoke on the stage. Also there: sis Ashlee and Pete Wentz, and, for whatever reason, Vivica Fox.

Happy birthday, Jessica!

Oh, and this has nothing to do with anything, but I just wanted to tell you guys that I called my bank and disputed the charges from the tanning salon. They told me they would launch an investigation, and they temporarily refunded my money. They said the investigation could take up to 3 months, but when I explained the situation the guy seemed to agree that what they’d done was fucked up. So that’s good news, and thank you guys for all your encouragement to actually DO something about it!!!

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  • What exactly is Jessica Simpson famous for any more? I wonder how much jizz she swallows a month.. she needs to release a sex tape.

  • Jessica’s supposed to be a “fashion designer” and an “actress” now…I’ve seen her overpriced shoes at a couple department stores. So yeah, basically nothing…her ship sailed after that Newlyweds show. For that matter, what’s Asslee famous for…other than releasing a crappy cd and getting knocked up with Pete Wentz’s love child?

  • sick sad, you’re forgetting what the talentless Assless is MOST famous for– getting busted for lip syncing on SNL and then doing that jig. Ahhh, good times!

  • Yay, Beet! Buying a spray-on tan is weird but being overcharged for a spray-on tan is just criminal.

  • Your story was far more interesting than the “news” about Idiot’s b-day. SO lame.

  • why does she always have to act so stupid? what’s with her mouth always having to be opened wider than wide?? does she not realize that more people laugh at her than with her……

  • she laughs at the people who laugh at her as she’s rolling around in her bushels of money. so who’s the stupid one?