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Shut Up Bill O’Reilly

Ugh. Normally I’m all about trashing Rosie O’Donnell, except when Bill O’Reilly is trashing Rosie O’Donnell, and then I’m all Team Rosie. O’kay?

And who the fuck calls anyone a “pinhead” these days? Are you gonna give her a “knuckle sandwich,” too, Bill? Show her what for? Stupid Bill. The 1950s called. They want their opinions back.

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  • I didn’t know Ted Baxter was still doing TV “news”… and still a pompous asshole after all this time.

  • I personally think Rosie wants to be thin, pretty, married to a handsome, jewish doctor and living in a five bedroom semi-mansion on two acres in the suburbs with two kids, several dogs and cats and a pool and pony.

  • I agree,Beet. I’m not a big Rosie fan but I truly despise Billo. Anything he’s against—I’m for!!!

  • okay, i admit it. bill o’reilly sucked my dick last night. luckily i didn’t have to reciprocate as he just wanted to rub himself with a loofa pad while using a vibrator. it was cool except he kept calling me geraldo! oh yeah, i know before you guys even say it, i have really small hands for my body.

  • oh my god. bill o’reilly such a douche. douche douche douche. he’s just a douche.

  • It’s cute that he used such an outdated word as “pinhead” for Rosie; it’s not really nasty and it’s kind of like he’s just teasing his sister.

  • i totally agree… man, almost anything Bill O’Reilly says bothers me, even on the odd chance I agree. That guy is such a conservative sell out…bleh!

    keep up the good work beet :-)