Shania Twain Has Noticed That Her Life Is Beginning to Look Like a Country Song June 5, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Shania Twain has spent the better part of her life earning fame and fortune as a country singer. And now that her husband actually left her for her best friend, there's really nothing left to do but, well, sing about it. In her first public statement since news of her split hit the Internet, Shania says: I have so much to say but I know the best way for me to speak is through my music. This is my therapy, my passion, and my love. I look forward to sharing it with all of you as I begi...
Britney Spears Shoots Cameo for Pussycat Dolls Video June 5, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Um ... I guess this is a good thing? I mean, it's work! Any work for Britney is a good thing! Britney Spears shot a small cameo part in the new Pussycat Dolls video, which was filmed in LA on Wednesday. It's for their new single, "When I Grow Up." Britney is apparently not going to be seen singing or dancing with any of the Girls. ...
The Next Generation June 5, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Meet 11-year-old Amanda Balon, who's currently playing Annie in the U.S. tour of the musical. She showed up at an event in Times Square to sign CDs for the 30th anniversary cast recording. When Annie was running on Broadway 30 years ago, Sarah Jessica Parker had the title role. Do we have a little Carrie in the making?...
Ethan Hawke Found a Sure-Fire Way Out of Jury Duty June 5, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Apparently Ethan Hawke was a potential juror for the case involving ex-wife Uma Thurman's stalker. "I looked down at a guy in the front row - I hadn't noticed him before - and he was smirking," said an NYC court clerk, recalling the incident. "It was Ethan Hawke." Heh....
We Have Located Mischa Barton June 5, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized I guess she's not missing anymore. The director of her upcoming film, You and I, was freaking out because she didn't show up for any of the movie's promotional events at Cannes or in London. She just didn't want to promote a crap movie. Unfortunately, all she has to promote are crap movies, since no one's offering her decent scripts these days. Anyway, Mischa showed up at some fundraising event sponsored by Billabong in LA yesterday. So she's fine. Breathe a sigh of relief. Or frustratio...
Your Daily Paris June 5, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Paris and Benji head out for a night on the town, hitting up Eva Longoria's restaurant, Beso. I like how that dress makes it look like Paris is sporting a baby bump. You know she did that on purpose. She's so sad that everyone's having babies but her. She's playing pretend. It's like how I shop at Costco. I have absolutely no need to shop at Costco. I live alone with a four-pound dog. But Costco is my happy place. I love trotting around with my huge cart. I walk past these, like, famil...
I’m Not Buying What Lindsay Lohan’s Selling June 5, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized She can trot around LA with something that looks like a script all day long, but I refuse to believe anyone's offering this girl new film roles. She's box office poison. You know she just grabbed a bunch of pieces of paper from a nearby printer. Probably walked right into a Kinkos and stole them when she saw the paps coming. And is she really allowed to be that close to a playground? Don't we have laws about that?...
Christina Aguilera Defends Her Partying Ways June 5, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized "I spend all day with my son," Christina tells Access Hollywood. "Once in a while, if I want to go out and have a mommy-daddy night with my husband, I am more than allowed to do that." Yes, Christina, you're more than allowed to do that, once in awhile. In fact, you're allowed to spend quality time with your husband every freakin' day if you want. The problem is that you're not just having mommy-daddy night, you're having mommy-gets-shitfaced-and-daddy-holds-her- up-on-the-way-to-the-car-while-the-...
With Our Powers Combined … June 5, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Rumer Willis and Kristin Cavallari try to combine their "star" power to create a photo people just might care about. Thank GOD Rumer's finally taken those HORRID extensions out. I think her finger's in a splint because she sprained it trying to untangle her fake hair. ...
9.5 June 5, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Emmanuelle Chriqui looks adorable per usual at the NYC premiere of You Don't Mess with the Zohan. One complaint: the shoes. They're ugly and dizzying. I would have liked to see her in a fun, colorful pair of heels, maybe something that matched the bracelet But you gotta love that she's totally rocking the bra-less look. ...