Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Shania Twain Has Noticed That Her Life Is Beginning to Look Like a Country Song

Shania Twain has spent the better part of her life earning fame and fortune as a country singer. And now that her husband actually left her for her best friend, there's really nothing left to do but, well, sing about it. In her first public statement since news of her split hit the Internet, Shania says: I have so much to say but I know the best way for me to speak is through my music. This is my therapy, my passion, and my love. I look forward to sharing it with all of you as I begi...

We Have Located Mischa Barton

I guess she's not missing anymore. The director of her upcoming film, You and I, was freaking out because she didn't show up for any of the movie's promotional events at Cannes or in London. She just didn't want to promote a crap movie. Unfortunately, all she has to promote are crap movies, since no one's offering her decent scripts these days. Anyway, Mischa showed up at some fundraising event sponsored by Billabong in LA yesterday. So she's fine. Breathe a sigh of relief. Or frustratio...

Your Daily Paris

Paris and Benji head out for a night on the town, hitting up Eva Longoria's restaurant, Beso. I like how that dress makes it look like Paris is sporting a baby bump. You know she did that on purpose. She's so sad that everyone's having babies but her. She's playing pretend. It's like how I shop at Costco. I have absolutely no need to shop at Costco. I live alone with a four-pound dog. But Costco is my happy place. I love trotting around with my huge cart. I walk past these, like, famil...

I’m Not Buying What Lindsay Lohan’s Selling

She can trot around LA with something that looks like a script all day long, but I refuse to believe anyone's offering this girl new film roles. She's box office poison. You know she just grabbed a bunch of pieces of paper from a nearby printer. Probably walked right into a Kinkos and stole them when she saw the paps coming. And is she really allowed to be that close to a playground? Don't we have laws about that?...

Christina Aguilera Defends Her Partying Ways

"I spend all day with my son," Christina tells Access Hollywood. "Once in a while, if I want to go out and have a mommy-daddy night with my husband, I am more than allowed to do that." Yes, Christina, you're more than allowed to do that, once in awhile. In fact, you're allowed to spend quality time with your husband every freakin' day if you want. The problem is that you're not just having mommy-daddy night, you're having mommy-gets-shitfaced-and-daddy-holds-her- up-on-the-way-to-the-car-while-the-...