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Hey You Guys I Know Who Won the Big Basketball Thingy

Pssst … it was the Celtics!

I hope no one’s pissed about that spoiler!!!

But my Internet connection was being weird, and when it does that I always try to load CNN.com, because that’s a site with very little downtime and it’s not cached, and so I did that, and it loaded, and then I learned who won the big basketball game!!! I didn’t even know it was today!!!

I feel really hip right now because I know that. So I’m telling you guys. I’m bragging, really. I am bragging that I know who won the World Series of Basketball or whatever it’s called. I am so with it. I am totally one of those girls you want to date because she’s all into sports and stuff.

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  • World Series of Basketball? You are priceless! Now maybe that pussy Kobe will go home and shut his whiny mouth. No offense meant to all the feline lovers by comparing a candy ass bitch to your beloved companions. Of course Kobe is pussy whipped so there’s another comparison ;) My bad.

  • This is the first “down to earth” non-arrogant, self-centered comment I’ve ever heard from Beet.
    Maybe it’s not really Beet…..

  • I love that Kobe “where’s all the women at” Bryant lost. That just made my week. He’s trying so hard this year to rehabilitate his image.
    Just another rapist, but one with money who was able to buy his way out.

  • chuck, that case was dismissed. its a pity people never forget.

    beet…i wish i hadnt watched the game so i could have been delighted by your spoiler, but alas, i did. the last two games were very different games indeed! i didnt care who won, my heart is with the spurs <3

  • All my prayers to baby Jesus have paid off! Celtics rule! What a great year for Boston.

    Maybe now Kobe will have more time to spend raping maids. Just sayin.

  • lollylicious, guess you forgot he bought everyone off, including his wife. Once a rapist, always a rapist.

  • Celtics won by like 30+ points. the last part of the game was exciting to watch but the audience singing the “good-bye” song over and over again was kinda annoying after the 1st time.

  • bbbooooosstttoonn.
    i followed these games religiously while i was in florida. seriously, i thought i didn’t like sports. but surprisingly, i made sure i tuned in for every game. PS beeeett, i missed you! i was on vacation for about 2 weeks, and the first couple of days were miserable because i had no computer to access. i tried to check the site on my blackberry but its just not the same.

  • :o thanks for the spoils beet! I’d have never known. =/
    Yay Boston! I went there for the first time at Christmas!

  • That last game was completely amazing. 22 years later and they finally get banner 17, on the 17th! Wonderful :) Pierce was completely deserving of his MVP award too.