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Getting Fit with Condi!

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice leads the warm-up at the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure in DC.

OMG, you guys, how much would you pay for the Condoleezza Rice work-out DVD?

There’s an amazing parody in there somewhere. Lots of funny jokes to be made. Unfortunately I don’t know enough about politics to make them myself.

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  • oh condi. how someone so smart could end up being george bush’s lapdog is a mystery to me.

  • I wonder if her workout includes water boarding? I hear that will really get you out of breath!

  • Her workout DVD? Does that amount to marathon waterboarding and executive arse licking? She sucks, and should never smile w/those stank bucked teeth.

  • She looks like the stringy school nerd that can’t excel at anything because her muscle mass is too poor…

  • > how someone so smart could end up being george bush’s lapdog is a mystery to me.

    She isn’t so smart is the obvious answer. That cunt help sell the war to the USA and helped kill so many people.

  • Basic black beauty and brains are not always appreciated by the masses of superficial liberals out there. She said I look like my parents, generations of family and don’t have a problem with that.

  • @ donkey punch: oh i think she is very smart. do i think she has any moral compass at all? no. no i don’t.

  • We send in 20,000 extra troops to Iraq in GWB’s last year so that the political reconciliation process can start. Yet nothing’s getting done. Where’s the Secretary of State to lead this process? In pink pants. Get to work Condi.