Jessica Alba, it turns out, who quietly wed baby daddy Cash Warren on Monday, her rep confirms.
Stupid Jessica Alba and her stupid "private" life. Why can't she make a big hullabaloo about her wedding while acting like she doesn't want the press involved? Like everyone else does? We were blindsided by this, Jessica! Blindsided!...
Look! Someone took old b-roll footage and publicity shots from Gossip Girl and made it look like the 90210 intro.
And I watched the whole thing. />...
No, no, no, I'm totally fucking with you guys.
He hit up and strip club and he drank.
"He spent 4½ hours at Rick's Cabaret and was in an upbeat mood," says a source. "He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blondes. He tipped at least one with a $100 bill."
Oh, Owen. You know you're not supposed to be drinking, buddy. Please don't try to die again, dude. That would be so sad. ...
Can you believe this chick hasn't actually released an album yet?
I mean, she's won a damn Oscar for her performance in a musical, but she's never actually released her own album.
So, um, there's a little bit of pressure on her for it to be good, I suppose.
Jennifer's label announced that her self-titled debut album will hit stores in September, and the first single, "Spotlight," written by Ne-Yo, will hit U.S. airwaves on June 9.
It better not suck, Jennifer!...
"That's a bold statement for someone who only decided to try and be Brody's father after Brody got famous."
Spencer Pratt, firing back at Bruce Jenner's allegations that Spencer was a bad influence on Brody.
The first thing wrong with this statement: Uh, Bruce Jenner's been famous since before Brody was born. Like, way more famous than Brody is right now.
The second thing wrong with this statement: "try TO be Brody's father," Spencer. Not "try and." Take a break from being an assh...
Kim Stewart and new boy-toy Jude Law were spotted (and photographed!) getting it on at a club in Essex, right around the corner from Rod Stewart's mansion.
Ew!
You kids better get those hands where I can see them!
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Multiple sources are reporting that Shania Twain's marriage is falling apart because her husband, Mutt Lange, was cheating on her with their secretary.
Mutt denies these claims, stating "It's absolutely not the reason. It's not true."
What is it with men and their secretaries?
I need to be a secretary. Then I'll get all the dudes. ...
The kids over at AddictingGames.com have launched the Miley Naughty Pics game, where you're the photographer trying to get the money shot of Miley.
It only took me two tries to win the whole game, but I was totally into it until I did.
Shit like this makes me miss the days of being a software engineer, but only for a few seconds. The only way I could be talked into writing code again is if I got to make amazing games like this. ...
The always-gorgeous Mila Kunis puts on her very best pissed-off face for a magazine party in NYC. Tres chic!
And either she had some manner of colored-contact catastrophe, or one of her eyes is blue and the other is brown. I can't believe I never noticed that before.
Anyway.
She's so stunning.
Oh, and I DIDN'T SMOKE TODAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Tomorrow will be day three. Yay!
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Lindsay Lohan is being sued by the New York college student who claims Lindsay stole her $12,000 mink coat at a private party at 1Oak.
The girl got the coat back a couple weeks later, but claimed it had some minor damage and smelled like booze.
This chick is just loving this publicity. ...
Does her nose always look that awful?
How could I have missed a thing like that?
I think that's her new perfume, Covet, she's holding, but I can't be sure, as my eyes can only move so far away from her nose before being dragged back by its sheer gravitational pull.
Maybe I should get my computer monitor checked? I mean, is that what her nose has always looked like?
Eww!...