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Lindsay Lohan May Have Stolen a Fur Coat

I went to private school most of my life, but I did spend one semester at an Arizona public school. Now, I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with public schools in general, but there was definitely something wrong with this public school. In that it was a festering pit of gang activity and wasted lives. This kid once brought this radio he’d just stolen from a car — wires hanging out and everything — to my journalism class, and put it under his desk during class like it was no big deal. There was a racially motivated fight in the lunchroom almost every single day, and word was that the single largest faction of the Aryan Brotherhood in the state of Arizona was operating out of my high school. And then I had this one friend that I thought was pretty cool until she had to go to juvie for a couple years for her second charge of grand theft auto, so I didn’t get to hang out with her anymore. So I transfered back into private school.

So anyway, in gym class once, I forgot to lock up my locker, and, while I was playing softball with three other girls while the rest of the “class” was smoking weed, someone stole my shoes from my locker. And I had a pretty good idea of who it was. So I go to the main office and I’m like “Hey, I think such-and-such stole my shoes from my locker during gym class.” And they send someone to go get that girl so they could chat with her about it, and they bring her into the office, and the crazy bitch is wearing the fucking shoes! And she sees me sitting there and she’s like “Oh shit.” And it’s not that crime didn’t ever occur at my private school, but, for fuck’s sake, at least people were a little smarter about it.

Lindsay Lohan is even dumber than that.

Lindsay stole a mink coat from a private event in New York this summer. The owner of the coat figured out who stole it when she noticed her coat on Lindsay Lohan in the pages of OK! magazine. She eventually got it back, but at that point it was “reeking of cigarettes and booze with a slight tear in the lining.” She’s seeking a $10,000 “rental fee” from Lindsay for the three weeks it was missing. Cute.

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  • WHAT THE FUCK. What did she think it was hers? C’mon she could probably buy 20+ of those things. WTF. lindsay. WTF.

  • In that school you described, her “rental fee” might have been a beet [sic.] down and a few broken ribs.

  • That is the craziest dumbest lez skank I’ve ever heard of. Also, is she trying to go all mary-kate bag lady on us or what? All i ever see her in is rediculous out of season bag lady outfits lately. I dislike her more than Paris Hilton. Congrats Lindzzzzzzzzzz

  • I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, she’s morphing into her mother. Let us all hope and pray that she never, ever, decides to procreate.

  • Didn’t leggings go out over a year ago? And I’m proud to say that at 24 I look at least ten years younger than Lindsay Lohan. How pathetic is it that she stole a coat?! What is she trying to prove?

  • didn’t she steal a bunch of clothes from some model’s apartment too? Her sense of entitlement is sickening. pure trash.

  • i wonder if the minks can sue the original owner for a ‘rental fee’ of their skin.

  • Fur is worn by beautiful animals and ugly skanks.

    i have half a mind to track her down and skin her.

  • Steals fur coat from party – rips clothes off from model “friend” – steals wardrobe from photoshoot – “forgets” to return borrowed jewelry for red carpet event….girl has a history of being a thief. CLASSLESS & TALENTLESS.