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One of my old pals from NYC -- who also happens to be a very talented writer -- launched a site called Postcards From Yo Momma. It's emails and IM chats people have with their mothers.
It's pretty much the funniest thing I've seen in my whole life.
Check it out. Now. />...
Last May, Naomi Campbell spouted off to W magazine about how she was truly embracing sobriety, how she'd surrendered and had found inner peace.
Last November, we caught her posed at a dinner with a glass of wine.
And yesterday, she was arrested at Heathrow Airport for spitting on a police officer after she learned one of her bags was missing.
Yeah.
I think Naomi Campbell's off the wagon. And probably headed to rehab soon, if not to jail. ...
Here's Melissa Joan Hart showing off her son -- Braydon Hart Wilkerson -- at the book party for The Hot Mom To Be Handbook.
Mark was born on March 12.
What a cutie!!!
He'll probably be doing lines with Jodie Sweetin's baby in no time!...
Jodie "Meth Head" Sweetin and second husband Cody Herpin are expecting a baby on April 6. It's a girl, and Jodie plans to name her Zoie.
OMG. ...
Here's Brittany hosting the opening of something called Blumarine in Coral Gables, Florida.
There are 38 red carpet images from this event on WireImage.
The lighting is good in zero of them.
It's like the cameras themselves are actually trying to protect you from the sight of Brittany's husband....
You knew her well as a teenager, but she's 23 now and rocking a much more adult look.
Who's this celeb?
Jump in for the answer.
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Oh, Britney!
It happened!
You did something and it was good!
As opposed to your VMA performance, after which the MTV employee handbook was reprinted and redistributed to include the line "Do not, under any circumstances, put Britney Spears on stage live," the folks over at How I Met Your Mother actually want you back!
According to multiple sources, Brit's in talks to reprise her role as Ted's stalker in at least one more episode. "It all depends on her availability," says an insider.
Aw, B...
"I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of 'The Hills,' especially since the new season started."
John McCain, in response to this.
Okay, you know what?
Mad, mad props to McCain for this.
Well-played, Mr. Senator. Well-played, indeed. ...
The conversation I had with the veterinarian today:
Vet: Now, this breed is particularly prone to dental problems, so you're going to want to keep a close eye on his teeth.
Me: Okay. But he doesn't have any teeth right now.
Vet: Oh, yes, he does.
Me: No, he doesn't.
Vet: Yes, he does.
Me: No, he doesn't. He has one or two way in back, but that's it.
Vet: [Looks at me like I'm insisting my dog can fly.] He has teeth. Let me show you. [Vet opens Charlie's mouth.] Oh. Wow. You're ri...
Here's the starlet and her puppy, Charlie, at an event celebrating their cover of Animal Fair.
Charlie is an awesome name for a puppy!...