I am such a huge loser, but I'm actually really excited for the new LiLo album. I loved her first two, and I'm excited for the next one, which is reportedly going to be released this fall.
"She already has four songs [completed]. It'll be a fall release and they're looking to sneak a single to radio this summer," says a source.
Oooh, if they're looking to get a single on the radio this summer, it means tracks should start leaking online any minute now.
Yay!...
Hillary continues to promote her new campaign platform -- "Hillary Clinton: Not Actually An Evil Robot" -- with an appearance on the Tonight Show where she makes yet another funny.
"I was worried I wasn’t going to make it — I was pinned down by sniper fire at the Burbank airport," she says about 30 seconds in.
I actually think Hillary Clinton probably does have a great sense of humor. But comedic timing and delivery isn't really her forte. It's cute that she's trying, though. I think it actually accomplishes the goal she has in mind -- to humanize Hillary Clinton in the minds of the American voters -- but not in the way she intended. Instead of being like, "Oh my gosh, Hillary Clinton is so funny, I had no idea," I'm like, "Oh my gosh, Hillary Clinton is bad at something. How cute is that!" It's like in My Best Friend's Wedding when Cameron Diaz gets up to sing and she's just so damn horrible but the whole thing actually makes you like her more? Hillary Clinton's jokes are like Cameron Diaz's bad singing. />
Hillary continues to promote her new campaign platform -- "Hillary Clinton: Not Actually An Evil Robot" -- with an appearance on the Tonight Show where she makes yet another funny.
"I was worried I wasn’t going to make it — I was pinned down by sniper fire at the Burbank airport," she says about 30 seconds in.
I actually think Hillary Clinton probably does have a great sense of humor. But comedic timing and delivery isn't really her forte. It's cute that she's trying, though....
Watch it before Warner Bros pulls it and sends me an angry letter.
You know, I kind of hated this song when it first leaked, but it may be growing on me. Sigh. I wanted so badly to hate it. />
Watch it before Warner Bros pulls it and sends me an angry letter.
You know, I kind of hated this song when it first leaked, but it may be growing on me. Sigh. I wanted so badly to hate it. ...
Naomi Campbell was released on bail on Friday after being arrested for spitting at a police officer at an airport.
Next stop?
Re. Hab.
Naomi's been arrested more than once for shit like this, and she always gets off with a slap on the wrist. She's never served a minute of jail time. But spitting on a police officer? God, I hope they throw the book at this chick. Her best bet at this point is to check herself in for some serious rehabbery, because I think it's safe to say homegirl'...
Here's Taryn at the premiere of Jack and Jill Vs. The World. She kind of looks like hell. I dunno, maybe it was just a few bad pictures. I generally like her quite a bit.
In the second photo, she's posing with Vanessa Parise, the film's director. I met Vanessa a couple years ago. At the time, Film.com was working actively with independent film directors (they still may be, I dunno, I'm too busy searching the Internet for celebrity porn to be involved with any other aspect of that site -- much to their chagrin), and we had several dinners with Vanessa. She was perfectly nice to me, and...
Ugh.
It's like high school never ends.
The New York Observer is running a competition called Socialite Slapdown. Basically it pits NYC socialites against one another in the categories of brains, beauty, birth, and brio (I don't know what "brio" means, either, and I would have pegged it for a cheese if I heard it out of context. The Observer's description makes it sound pretty much like a measure of one's willingness to sacrifice self-respect in the name of social climbing).
Anywa...
From the Hollywood Reporter's review of the Harold and Kumar sequel, Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay:
"Innumerable sharks lurk in the ocean between New Jersey and Cuba, and Harold and Kumar just jumped every one of them."
L. O. L.
Needless to say, the review was not positive.
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It's been awhile since we've had photos of Lindsay out shopping, but she's back at it, hitting up Diavolina on Robertson.
And she's wearing leggings again. And she's blonder.
My favorite part of this photo? The guy standing by the door, holding Windex. Like, "Shit, this place is gonna need a thorough cleaning the fucking minute Lindsay Lohan leaves. Does anyone have a rubber bodysuit I could borrow?"...
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I hate Minnie Driver. I can't even remember why at this point. It started back in the Matt Damon days. I used to really like her, and then she did something that pissed me off, and I can't remember what, but I still hate her for it and I know I can never forgive her for that thing she did ten years ago that I can't remember. It's like Minnie Driver and I are estranged right now. I am Angelina Jolie and Minnie Driver is my Jon Voight. (And Charlie is my Maddox! And Minnie will never get to me...
Bobby Brown is one big huge giant turd.
The huge loser has written a tell-all about his relationship with Whitney Houston. In it, he basically blames Whitney for his drug problem.
"I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice," he says. "At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine."
Heh. "Co...
All together now:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Hulk Hogan and his new girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel, were spotted splashing around in Miami this weekend. The two have reportedly been dating since around January.
"He's very happy," says a source. "He just seems very happy. His mood has changed. He's in a better place."
His mood has changed? Hell, his entire color has changed. Seriously, he is darker than Barack Obama right now. Somewhere at Hillary's campaign headquarters, they're si...