I know we normally just talk about celebrities on this blog, but this is so funny I just had to share.
I was having dinner with a friend tonight, and we were like “What should we do later tonight?” and somehow the suggestion of going to a sex toy store came up. And we’re cracking up already, like, “What are we going to buy at a sex toy store?” And my friend was like “Butt plugs?” And I almost died laughing, like, “What do people even do with butt plugs anyway?”
So we looked it up on Wikipedia, and the entry was pretty much the funniest thing I have ever read. I’ve included the majority of it here, with my favorite parts highlighted:
Butt plugs (or anal plugs) are sex toys designed to be inserted in the anus and rectum for sexual pleasure. In some ways, they are similar to a dildo, but they tend to be shorter, and to have a flared end to prevent the device from being lost inside the rectum. (It is generally ill-advised to use a standard dildo anally, since it may get stuck, requiring medical extraction.)
The users of butt plugs include men and women of all sexual orientations.
Unlike the vagina, which is closed off by the cervix, the rectum leads to the sigmoid colon. Objects which are inserted into the rectum can therefore potentially travel up into the bowel: the flared end on a butt plug exists to prevent this.
In addition, the lower bowel above the rectum is easily perforated. For this reason, butt plugs tend to be shorter than dildos, and their range in size tends generally to be a variation in circumference. They must also be very smooth to avoid damaging the rectum or bowel. In order to get them into the rectum, they most commonly have a general profile of a round-ended cone which then narrows to a “waist” which locates itself at the anal sphincter, with the flared part outside the body, preventing the butt plug from slipping further into the body. The sphincter muscle will hold the plug in place by the waist, preventing the plug from slipping out unintentionally.
As with other activities involving anal penetration, such as anal sex, large amounts of sexual lubricant and a slow gentle approach are needed to insert or remove a butt plug.
Butt plugs are often used covered by condoms for hygiene, and to allow for the easy disposal of any feces that they may come in contact with. Nevertheless, they should not be shared with other people, due to the risk of blood-borne diseases, including HIV that can arise from the transfer of body fluids from one person to another. These should also never be used to stimulate any area other than the rectum, though they often are.
A butt plug is not necessarily confined to only anal stimulation. Butt plugs may be transferred and rotated to and from the rectum, vagina, and mouth. [Ed — who exactly is transfering the butt plug from the rectum to the mouth?] This is quite an unsanitary way to engage in sexual stimulation unless certain precautions are made; such as cleaning the butt plug in an anti-bacterial fashion by e.g. alcohol, the vagina being covered in plastic wrap, the buttplug being covered by a condom (which is removed before any transferring takes place), and other various methods. If these measures are not taken, fecal matter may be passed to other parts of the body causing sickness, infections, and a malodorous scent. Though these ill side effects may take place, some butt plug users will still take this risk.
Seriously, people! BE SAFE OUT THERE WITH YOUR BUTT PLUGS!!!!
Really, though, have any of you ever used butt plugs in your sexual relations?? Why? I wanna hear stories, kids!
No more! I’ve heard enough!
Awww! Your sexual naivete is adorable!
Yes, It is! lol
I’m sorry but nothing that looks like a grenade is going anywhere near my bum, thanks. But if I did, I don’t think I couldn’t *not* say “Geronimo!!!” thereby ruining whatever sexy mood there had been.
Yup, I’ll pASS on this one. Ouch.
No need such things. Borning.
EB I would love to hangout with your crew. It seems like you & your crew are sexual deviants.
first time I see a picture of that contraption
now I finally figure why there are people with unbearable halitosis
Ahhhhh gross
No comment.
“let me blow it in your ass”
ka BOOOOOOOOOM!
Grenade… butt plug… never mind.
I have to admit, I have enjoyed anal plugs a time or two….or thirty.
It’s a good thing when combined with vaginal intercourse–it creates a more intense feeling.
Plugs are a good way to ease into anal sex or experiment with anal stimulation. I enjoy them very much, although I will admit, that grenade disturbs me a bit. I prefer a smooth surface–there’s way too much texture on that thing.
thai beads……not quire as intimidating
MALODOROUS SCENT!!!! OH GOD!!
Sounds like fun.
Right on, Boogs. Yeah I have a couple of these. wearing one during vaginal sex makes everything a lot tighter and since the wall between vagina and rectum is very thin, ribbed butt plugs give the boyfriend quite a thrill. My boyfriend likes anal sex but since it can be quite painful I enjoy having these around (nothing as scary as the one in the picture of course) to prep beforehand. I’ve never understood girls that get off anally but then again I’m a tough one to crack
O.o Ummm, yeah…… Exit only, peeps. And ummm, I think the whole feces thing should turn any person off…..
JUST BOUGHT SOME ARE GONNA TRY THEM OUT THIS WEEKEND. I LOVE ANAL SEX BUT IT HURTS IM GONNA TRY THE PLUGS TO LOOSEN IT UP. I HAVE HAD ORGASMS DURING ANAL SEX. DONT KNOCK IT UNTIL YOU TRY IT.
I FEEL HORNY RIGHT NOW HAHA I WANT A THREESOME
hey three some sounds good. haven’t had one in years.
Lets have one then!! ;)
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OOOOOOOH!!!!!!! me and my boyfriend would never use one of those! GROSS!!!!!!!! it looks painful!!!
Ouch! that plug just looks like a bad time i use several different ones my self all smooth. eather by thit’s self or togeather wile haveing really good sex there is a lot of many different types of plugs on the market just depending on the person and how far your willing to go with it
For a while butt plugs were like a good movie that I had heard a couple nice things about, but not enough to really make me believe all the hype. Eventually I tried one out and it wasn’t anything special, but I didn’t know it would make such a huge difference to leave the butt plug in during my orgasm. That’s the key. Yeah. I highly reccomend that everyone reading this go shopping for some lube and a nice small (about 6″ long) butt plug and next time you’re horny and really want an incredible orgasm get your butt plug out and then in you. And make sure you have it in while you orgasm. enjoy!
~david
my girlfriend put a butt plug into my butt the other night when we were having sex and man i never came as much in my life as i did that night,my girlfriend couldn’t believe how much sperm i ejaculated it had to be because of that butt plug.
how to order..no icon to order your stuuf… if ya don t need business fine but dont put stuff on line if ya dont want qnyon to purchase anything..
buttplugs werent all that big of a deal 2 me a few months ago, but then when i got a new bf (YES IM A GAY MALE OF 18)who was into bondage and i suddenly realized y peopl like em so much. if u get a vibrating butt plug, all u gotta do is sit there and enjoy (if ur a guy) it massages ur prostate, wich in turn is the equivelent a a female ejaculation. the 1st time i came from 1, i almost passed out from the pleasure it waz so intense, so i recommend all u men, gay or str8, 2 go get 1, it even helps u prform.
After reading comments, I am interested in starting some anal pleasure. How does one prepare the anus. Also are there plugs that can be worn for several hours? Thanks for help. Marv
Start small (e.g. your index finger) and work up to larger sizes. Plenty lubrication is key to ease penetration (past the sphincter muscle) and not to rip the very delicate tissue inside. Once you get a good sized plug “locked in” (when the sphincter muscle grips around the waist of the plug) the feeling is incredible, with or without vibration. Move around, walk, move your hips, and yes, definitely leave it in for your orgasm, while your dick is in someone else …
However, I find getting it out more tricky than getting it in. Both ways, “pushing” a little, like shitting, helps getting the widest part past the sphincter muscle.
For question #2: yes, there are plugs out there that have a little vent hole and are comfortable to wear for several hours.
i do this all the time. i find them to be very pleasurefull. one time i was having a threesome with these fine young ladies with one in and i just about filled that room up with my little soldiers. needless to say, i’ve stayed a lil low on the butt plugs to prevent such another mess to clean up. enjoy kiddies =]
hey i just got wid a guy and he told me he had used a butt plug wid his ex an truth be told freaked me out a litlle, but after reading all the comments i realised its not tht uncommon cheers every1 cause i really like this guy :D
nice, im gonna stuff ma GF with so many plugs there will be less gf than plug, and then well experiment by having sex [evil laugh}
I have a rather kinky and demanding girlfriend. She told me that she was reading an article in maxim magazine titled “HOW TO GET WHANT YOU WANT FROM YOUR MAN” She described that the article said making your man wear a butt plug will make him submissive to you and your wants. She said that she is going to implement this technique and gave me an altimatum, wear the butt plug or no sex. I need sex so I agreed. She has given me some rules and a routine for wearing the butt plug they are as follows. (1) I must always wear my butt plug the entire weekend no exceptions (2) I must ask her to insert my butt plug. and (3) I have to wear a locking butt plug harness as to prevent me from withdrawling the plug. This is my routine as directed by her. Every weekend when I come home through the door from work she has a bottle of anal lube the butt plug the locks and harness sitting on the coffee table waiting for me. She greets me at the door and whispers in my ear , You ready to get that ass filled for every second of this entire weekend. She waits for my response in which I say yes. She says good now go get your butt plug and harness and put them on. The only thing left are the locks in which I must ask her if she would lock them on me. She always responds with sure and an evil grin on her face. My asshole is so full every single weekend I just want to jack my fuckin cock. God that fuckin butt plug is buried so fuckin deep in my asshole every time I sit I’m reminded of how long my asshole is gonna be impaled with a Big fake cock up my ass.
oh wow
But plugz ROCK! I am not gay at all, but having a butt plug in my butt while slamming my girlfriend’s puss, is the greatest feeling in the world during sex! My 8″ cock gets larger and harder, and I cum like a fucking racehorse! AMAZING! My girlfriend goes apewild during sex because of it!
Your lack of knowledge on this subject is cute. But thats also why people have a bad view on certain things. I have a dom sub relationship and my Master orders me to wear a plug in his presents at all times. I love butt plugs, but i also love anal play. Just because you dont like sonething or dont understand something dosent mean its bad or gross.