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The Rest of the Lohans Are Coming to TV

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Oh, God, they’re actually doing this.

E! is set to begin filming on Living Lohan, a reality series which will follow Mother of the Year Dina Lohan and daughter Ali as Ali tries to follow in Lindsay Lohan’s footsteps. Because, you know, who wouldn’t want a life like Lindsay Lohan? Doesn’t she just seem so happy all the time? Yes, I’d want to do whatever it takes to get to the point where I’m back on cocaine after my third stint in rehab. Guide me, Dina Lohan. Help me to live a life as joyous as Lindsay’s.

Anyway, filming’s beginning by following Clan Lohan to Las Vegas, where Ali’s going to begin work on her already-doomed solo album for Interscope Records.

Dina’s sons, Cody and Michael, will also make appearances in the series, but Lindsay has no plans to participate. As least she’s making some good decisions.

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  • THey are all so UGLY. I NEVER got the hype about Lindsay, I just dont see it. Her skin is so gross, how can ONE person have that many freckles *Shudders*, it just grosses me out looking at her arms Ha Ha. ANd Alli or whatever her name is, is pretty much Doomed. Lindsay as a role model? Ha Ha, they might as well reserve her room in rehab now. Alli IS NOT a cute girl, in any kind of way. They both look like Dina. I hope this show BOMBS and they move away to a small country and get lost FOREVER so we dont have to see them or hear from them.

  • I’m with the other two sisters on this… the littlest dipshit is SO unfortunate looking. Her face is just so corpse-like. Like she died and was left to ripen and turn to leather in Napa Vally or something… I don’t know. Maybe that was a little harsh. I’ll just say she fuckin ugly. And with all the damn spots on those bitches, you could bring the Amur Leopard back to life.

  • And when I was fourteen, my mother never let me dye my hair black… look at them. All of them with really obvious (and really BAD) dyed hair. Fake hair, fake tans, fake smiles. Looking at this picture makes me feel so much better about myself…

  • Surprise, surprise, Lindsay Lohan’s personal ad with many photos are found at a celebrity site richr omances.com where she is looking for love~~~~~

  • Dina Lohan is sooooooooo ugly omg. I wonder what it feels like to know that you are going to hell for being a disgusting human being and putting your daughter out there to make a few bucks and she couldn’t handle it and got all strung out and drunk and shit and your 14 YEAR OLD wants nothing but then same and now your DYING to make a show about it. Yeah, they’ll probably pick it up and air it for a season. I don’t know what the hell it could really be about. Like people really want to watch a show about a middle-aged woman trying desperately to hang on to her youth, shopping and dragging and kid around.

  • Look this message is for all ali lohan hater’s
    if you don’t like her then leave her alone okaii
    and if you don’t have nothing nice to say then
    don’t say nothing at all .

  • I HATE Dina Lohan, It’s all HER fault. If she would be stricter to Ali Lohan, Ali wouln’t be as bad as she is NOW.
    But Lindsay, Oh, That’s her own fault 4 getting together with stupid people and putting all that makeup on herself…