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“Let me make this as plain as possible – Benji did not leave me for Paris Hilton. Benji and I did not break up badly or anything like that. We both decided, as adults, our relationship had run its course and decided to move on. I feel no animosity towards Benji and Paris at all and am very happy with life at the moment.”

Sophie Monk, to Australia’s Herald Sun.

I give this girl mad props for not pulling a Shanna Moakler and being all like “Paris Hilton needs to take her Valtrex.” You’re a classy broad, Sophie.

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  • ok, this is the 2nd time in 2 days you’ve given out “mad props.” Are you getting all Madonna-Englishy on us?

  • If I had 3 minutes to choose between Sophie Monk and Paris Hilton, I would quickly discard Paris Hilton and spend the next 2:59 getting to know Sophie Monk better.

  • Skeelo, I know. Sophie Monk is disproportionately gorgeous — especially when juxtaposed with The Wonkster!

    I’m SURE she’s loving life right now. Nothing would make me happier or more glad to be rid of an ex than if he started banging Herpes Hilton. Are you kidding?

    I hope he knocks her up and that they have a baby even uglier than Joel and Nicole’s kid. Even though I like the name Harlow…

  • Actually, what a perfect revenge, Benji’s ended up with everybody’s cum bag for a girlfriend. Sophie looks like a Rhodes Scholar for having the forsight of getting rid of someone so desperate for media attention that he would be seen in public with a diseased mutant like Paris. Kudos Sophie.

  • Haha this reminds me that a homeless man told me the other day that Sophie is banging Prince Harry. He was a funny guy.