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Before I leave for my mental health day, here’s the Tom Cruise Scientology video everyone’s talking about.

Tom sounds like I feel.

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  • After watching this, I feel like I’ve just stuck my head in a vat of fruit loops and jogged around the block yodeling.

    I’m also convinced that Tom Cruise is a complete and utter egomaniacal fruit bat. I pity his wife.

  • What a piece of work. What else can you say to this?

    Thanks Beet, now go enjoy your Mental Health Day. We need them occasionally or you end up like Tom Cruise. lol

  • There is NOTHING appealing nor sexy about Tom Cruise! He’s an egomaniac! He babble like an idiot and can barely contain his ego! I’m sure as long as his wife continues to worship him like a good little wife, all will be well in his world.

  • Don’t you wish you could be like him? I doubt it, you can come close; for, after many, many, many years of study, clean and purge confessing he’s a sinner to himself and the audit managers, and being their plum star in the Sci. Society, he broke free of the demons and wrong thinking present in his soul.. and will deliberately overcome any inperfections.. or infestations of bad things, while becoming a international star and wealthy person who knows the elite in society and is their guidance counselor as well. NOW he is the head of right and wrong, a ready, daring hero with ONLY fine intentions.. you are honored by his very wise words and sacred presence, perhaps who knows.. a rescue by the Worthy MAN himself if he is nearby.

  • I don’t understand the scientolobabble he’s speaking, but I know a man who’s full of himself when I see one…and that man is absolutely full of himself, and not in a good way.

    I decided several years ago I didn’t care for Tom Cruise because of his creepy, strangely intense eyes and weird look he’d give the camera all the time. Plus, although I liked him in Interview With the Vampire, I saw a couple of real dogs he was in, terrible movies. Mostly I just had a gut feeling about him, and it wasn’t a good thing. Anyway, now I know why I had that feeling!

  • Wow, I didn’t know my life was worthless until Tom Cruise told me I was. And told me that I need him to be able to contribute to the world. And that this wasn’t a world that I could ever romp in play in. All those memories I have of laughing and all those times I pulled over to help people… it’s worthess until Tom Cruise says it’s not, and then maybe I’ll be allowed on the playing field…… TTHHHHPPPPPT!