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Wine in a Can!

Claaaaaaaaaassy!

The newest ridiculous thing Paris Hilton’s hawking is Rich Prosecco, a white wine in what looks to be a gold Red Bull can.

How sophisticated!

My company softball team used to drink wine out of a bag during our games. Like, they actually make bags of wine. With spigots. That was awesome. Our team was called The Swingers. We never once won a game, because the stupid referees decided the winners based on who got people around the bases instead of who was drunker. Otherwise we would have been league champions many times over. Drinking wine out of a bag is way cooler than drinking wine out of a stupid gold can.

Anyway, check out Par-Par’s commercials for the junk.

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  • Yeah thats pretty skanky. But I did hear shes giving some portion of the profits to a charity…. so maybe that makes it a little better. probably not though.

  • Can she get any more dumber. I wonder who the jerk was that gave her that brilliant idea. Charity or not she got busted with a D.U.I. I think that is the last thing her “celebrity” image should be endorsing. Way to help the planet Paris.

  • She is the epitome of tacky. This sleazy chick has absolutely no class, no taste, and no idea how ugly she really is. She continues to astound and bring nausea to the masses, now in a tasteful gold can!

  • Yeah, nice idea, but I did not like it at all, it tasted way too sweet. I prefer regular prosecco or cava (or champagne of course), this one is flavored with strawberry or something, bah.

  • She’s been tring to sell that stuff over here in europe for over a year now. I’ve never seen anybody drink it. Actually I can’t even recall ever being anywhere where you can buy it. Must be succesful…