So one of my best friends has an older brother named Adam. When we were in high school, Adam used to get into all sorts of trouble with his friends, and his dad would be like, "You know, this never would have happened if I'd named you Orson."
Gretchen Mol has embraced that line of thinking, naming her month-old son Ptolemy, ostensibly after the Greek intellectual about whom little is known beyond his written work. So, you know, he may have been a raging pedophile.
The "p" is silent, bu...
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This will fuck your shit up if you're tripping right now. (Also, please, stop doing expense reports.)
This is the trailer for Paris Hilton's new movie, Repo! The Genetic Opera.
It looks like it sucks, but it looks like it sucks in that amazing, campy sort of way, like it's the perfect thing to have on in the background while you're playing quarters chandelier and doing shots in between your turns because you're not good enough at quarters to get as drunk as you wanna get. Not that I have any personal experience with that. Anyway, if that's what the director was going for, Paris Hilton was an ideal casting choice. />
This will fuck your shit up if you're tripping right now. (Also, please, stop doing expense reports.)
This is the trailer for Paris Hilton's new movie, Repo! The Genetic Opera.
It looks like it sucks, but it looks like it sucks in that amazing, campy sort of way, like it's the perfect thing to have on in the background while you're playing quarters chandelier and doing shots in between your turns because you're not good enough at quarters to get as drunk as you wanna...
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From Us Magazine:
Are Deborah Gibson and American Idol alum Constantine Maroulis making sweet music together?
Usmagazine.com spotted the pair walking hand in hand in NYC October 23.
Maroulis, 32, says he and Gibson, 37, began hanging out after meeting at the Broadway revival of Grease in August.
“She's a sweetheart,†he tells Us. “She's classy, has built a nice career and doesn't drink or do drugs. We're close, and it's cool."
You know what this sounds like to me?
This sounds like...
It seems Britney is ready to forget everything about her recent VMA show, including the paychecks she owes her dancers:
Britney Spears is so "in her own world," she likely has no idea the hard-working backup dancers on her MTV Video Music Award performance of "Gimme More" have not been fully paid. "The dancers were paid for the actual show and some of the rehearsals, but not all of them," an insider told Us Weekly. Spears dropped her management team, The Firm, and according to the mag, "Her...
Director Alejandro Monteverde and his wife, The Doritos Girl Ali Landry.
I wonder what he looks like in gym shorts ...
Oh well, he probably treats her better than stupid Mario Lopez, who cheated on her left and right. I'm glad she's found a marriage that works. ...
"I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow. And I pretty much saw everything. The whole package."
Heidi Klum, to Oprah Winfrey, about meeting husband Seal for the first time when he was wearing bicycle shorts.
See, boys? It doesn't matter how (literally) tore-up your face is if you're packing.
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Remember this chick from Rich Girls? In 2003? Co-starring Jaime Gleicher. (Who?)
She's Tommy Hilfiger's daughter, of course, and looks basically the same as she did on the show.
She's currently executive producing some documentary called Rags about the fashion industry, which is exactly what I'd be doing if my father was Tommy Hilfiger and I didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of modeling.
At a Style.com party in NYC. ...
So I just did the weirdest thing.
I'm sitting at home, all alone, with no plans to leave the house (it's all smoky outside here in LA) or make so much as telephone contact with another human being tonight (I have a tendency to isolate) and all of a sudden I put on deodorant. And I didn't even realize I did it until I'm sitting down to work and thinking "My armpits feel different now." How weird is that?
Anyway, we're selling shirts now.
And hats and thongs.
And condoms, just as soon...