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Bridget Moynahan FINALLY Pops out That Kid


After 14 months of pregnancy, actress Bridget Moynahan at last gave birth to Tom Brady’s bastard child.

The baby boy was born in LA on Wednesday.

“Both mother and baby are doing well,” said Moynahan’s publicist.

Tom Brady, who is currently dating Gisele Bunchen, may or may not have been with her. His whereabouts are hard to pin down right now — he didn’t appear at The Patriots’ practice on Wednesday. He said earlier this week that he wanted to take a few days off when the child was born, calling it “a very joyous, happy situation.” Although it’s perfectly likely that, upon hearing the news of the birth, Gisele had him kidnapped and taken out of the country for a little while so he didn’t accidentally bond with another woman’s child.

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  • Are you telling me she only had ONE baby? You have got to be kidding me. This looks like a litter. Just kidding. Congrats 2 Bridget!

  • I cant believe the person writing this just called the child a bastard!!!!!! you bastard!!!! it might be the “name” but how rude can that be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oh no, I haven’t read the “guide to commenting”. No doubt this will result in a great deal of embarrassment.

    I mean really… I don’t give a fuck about your fucking site or your fucking pointless drivel about celebs. Oh gosh, such and such has had a baby, DO NOT CARE — GO FUCK YOURSELF!

    Now, how are you going to embarrass me? I’m waiting…

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  • say what you want tom Brady is the man. He is one of the best quarterbacks in the league. Despite his faults he is still good at the game.

  • how can anyone be fourteen months pregnant and not have a dead baby?? I think this is bs, but I’ll go to do some research just to make sure. still think your full of crap anyway, though