I just had to use a whole post for these photos of Queen Latifah, my very favorite closeted lesbian, in platinum blonde. How very femme!
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Alessandra Ambrosio's making out with the same dude she was with on the fourth of July. He's still shorter than her, and, yet, he's still not you. [Celebslam] The dangers of being famous, Reese Witherspoon: the paparazzi catch you scratching your ass. [Drunken Stepfather] Jillian Barberie has her baby girl. [SOW] Joel Madden gets kicked out of the Beverly Hills Hotel for threatening to kick Spencer Pratt's ass. See, and I would have held an impromptu awards ceremony. [POTP] Honestly, Britney, it's a pretty easy formula: Hot body = okay to wear skimpy clothing, whereas cottage cheese thighs = not okay at all. [Holy Candy] The Harry Potter kids get their hands dirty at Mann's Chinese Theater. [popbytes] I guess Lance Bass makes more sense on Broadway than in outer space. But I have to admit I had to think about it for a second. [Cele|bitchy] Vanessa Minnillo takes a break from taking it doggy-style in Mexican hot tubs in order to go bowling with some gal pals. [Daily Stab] Just because I don't care about Live Earth doesn't mean you can't. Here are all the links you need. [Bree] Actually, I lied. Popbytes has the YouTube videos of all Madonna's Live Earth performances, and you need that, too. [popbytes] Jennifer Garner tries her hand at surfing. [Drunken Stepfather] Megan Fox is gunning for her spot as D.A.R.E.'s next poster child. Do they still have D.A.R.E.? Or is it safe to assume they've just given up on preventative education and begun sending third-graders to Promises? [Allie] Amy Winehouse is on a concert-cancellation bender. I'm guessing there's also some liquor involved. [Agent Bedhead] Okay, Eva Longoria is married. This event truly ushers in a new era, a blessed time in which we have no earthly reason to care about Eva Longoria anymore. Got it, people? This is the end of Eva Longoria coverage around here. You want it, go get it somewhere else. [A Socialite's Life] Daniel Radcliffe has absolutely no problem banging groupies who only want to sleep with him because he's famous and not because they genuinely care about the person he is inside. [Cele|bitchy]
So Perez linked to this video with just the Michael Moore rant, but I'm gonna try to give you guys a broader picture.
If you just want to rock out to Michael Moore going apeshit on Wolf Blitzer (who, to his credit, handled it very well), you can see that video below.
So Perez linked to this video with just the Michael Moore rant, but I'm gonna try to give you guys a broader picture.
If you just want to rock out to Michael Moore going apeshit on Wolf Blitzer (who, to his credit, handled it very well), you can see that video below.
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If you want to watch the entire CNN piece, including the introductory segment CNN did on Sicko, it's here:
And if you'd like to read Moore's post-show rebuttal on his website, you ca...
The Hills is coming back, kids, and I can't wait!!!
The trailer premiered tonight, and it looks like season three has everything:
Lauren, still with headbands and adorable facial expressions! And she's dating like a guy! And kissing foreigners!
Heidi! Now with lighter eyebrows!
Spencer! When you need something to help you throw up that pizza you shouldn't have eaten, he's still the next-best thing to your fingers!
Whitney! Now with an actual storyline!
Audrina! Still with no actual storyline!
And making a return this season:
Brody Jenner, sticking to the good-looks-with-no- personality-to-complicate-it M.O.!
Jason Wahler, back from rehab! And back in Lauren's life!!!
And if you've been jonesing for some good old-fashioned Heidi/Lauren conflict, there appears to be a fantastic "You know what you did" scene. Someone's been taking lessons from Paris Hilton ...
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The Hills is coming back, kids, and I can't wait!!!
The trailer premiered tonight, and it looks like season three has everything:
Lauren, still with headbands and adorable facial expressions! And she's dating like a guy! And kissing foreigners!
Heidi! Now with lighter eyebrows!
Spencer! When you need something to help you throw up that pizza you shouldn't have eaten, he's still the next-best thing to your fingers!
Whitney! Now with an actual storyline!
Audrina! Still with ...
Let's kick this one off with a shot of Michelle Pfeiffer getting ready to make out with her sister, Dedee, because that's hot.
We've also got Carmen Electra, out to disprove anyone who would dare argue that she has a neck.
And my darling Brittany Snow, who seems to have a much better grasp on the fundamentals of make-up application than the last time we saw her.
Amanda Bynes NAKED AND NUDE.
I'm kidding. It'll just be funny when I get the search engine traffic. And by funny I mean lu...
Okay, we're doing this in several parts, because there are just too many fabulous photos from this event. We'll start with John Travolta, walking the red carpet with the portion of his family that doesn't have autism. He actually doesn't look half bad, although my guess is that the list of plastic surgery procedures he's had in the past year is about as long as the list of available treatments for his son's autism, should he ever choose to acknowledge it. Kelly totally misread the invite and...
It seems the psychological wounds of her brief jail stay cut deeper into Paris Hilton's soul than we'd been led to believe; the traumatizing experience has left the heiress so angry, hopeless and ungrounded that she's resorted to using drugs for the very first time in her life.
According to this item in Page Six:
PARIS Hilton seems to be up to her old tricks again. Although she told Larry King she'd never done drugs, the newly spiritual heirhead emerged from an SUV in front of Hollywoo...
After everything Paris Hilton just went through, you'd think Nicole Richie would just shut up and play nice with the court system, but no such luck. Nicole announced in mid-June that she was going to fight her DUI charge, and her trial was supposed to start tomorrow, but her lawyer showed up at an L.A. courthouse today to ask that the trial be postponed until August 5. Why? Well, Dr. Terence McGee, a nationally recognized expert on drug testing, can't testify until August. Is Nicole going to ...
Apparently Paris Hilton's new image make-over involves her spending her time seeing Very Important Movies. Even though Fantastic Four and Evan Almighty are playing at The Grove, Paris instead chose to spend her time there seeing Michael Moore's healthcare documentary, Sicko.
Mostly, though, I like this picture because the security guard appears to be taking his job so very seriously. If there's something this world sorely lacks, it's mall security guards who are willing to throw their own bodies...
Okay, am I the only person who never thought Jason Priestley was all that hot? I'm sorry, but Brandon Walsh never did anything for me. I was always a Dylan McKay girl, through and through. I mean, I guess I'd take Brandon over Steve Sanders every day of the week and twice on Sundays, but would definitely rather be wtih David Silver than either of them (but not as much as I'd want to be with Dylan). I'm rambling. To clarify, here are the primary male characters on Beverly Hills, 90210, in decrea...
The Spice Girls are celebrating female empowerment by hiring a therapist to help them work through their on-tour cattiness.
Record label Virgin has decided that they already saw this multi-million-dollar business go down in flames once because these chicks can't keep their egos in check when you put them in the same room, and they're gonna make damn sure they don't watch it happen again. According to a source:
This tour will be massive and record bosses do not want anything getting in the w...