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Nicole Richie: “Yeah, I’m Knocked Up”

Nicole Richie Confirms Pregnancy with Joel Madden to Diane Sawyer

During her interview with Diane Sawyer today, Nicole Richie finally confirmed that she’s pregnant.

“Yes, I am. We are. I’m almost four months,” she told Diane. “I have a responsibility and it’s something that I did wrong.”

Okay, okay, she said that last part about her recent DUI, but I just think it’s funnier if you apply it to having sex with Joel Madden. She continues to say that “if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would. And unfortunately, I can’t, but this is my way of paying my dues and taking responsibility and being an adult.”

Whatever, Nicole, no one’s even that impressed with your antics anymore. So you popped some Vicodin and got confused about an L.A. freeway on-ramp. I do that at least daily. Lindsay Lohan fucking kidnapped people. You girls need to step up your game, stat. I’m thinking some manner of drug-smuggling ring involving single-mother, illegal immigrants. Who you kidnapped.

The interview with Diane will air on ABC on Thursday and Friday.

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  • Will that baby have enough nutrients to grow? Vicoden with a Red Bull chaser ain’t gonna cut it.

    Nicole and Joel congratulations! your baby will bring you much happiness and joy, and Nicole you are being very responsible taking consiquence for your actions.

    May your baby bring you both love and happy memories

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