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Charting Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's nose jobs. Remember, kids, if you have your nose opened up because all the cocaine deviated your septum, it's not really plastic surgery. [CityRag] Damn, the Buffy chicks used to be hot. [Geno] Martha Stewart chats with Hayden Panettiere. [popbytes] Cameron Diaz expects you to believe that her life has been "hell" for the past few years. [INO] Maybe she's so upset because Justin Timberlake might be porking Madonna. [Agent Bedhead] OJ Simpson gets booted from a Kentucky steakhouse because, well, because he killed his wife. [Bossip] Johnny Depp is probably going to get married this summer. [ICYDK] Christina Aguilera hops on the celebrity fragrance wagon. [DS] A taxi driver almost killed Lindsay Lohan this week. You know what they say, Linds, if the coke doesn't get you, the NYC cabbies will. [IDLYITW] Kelly Clarkson looks cute on TRL. [Just Jared] I have to admit, Kim Kardashian still looks really pretty, even without make-up. [Derek Hail]
Just in case America's Next Top Model, The Agency, Models NYC and 8th and Ocean had left any glimmer of mystery about the world of high-fashion modeling, ANTM winner CariDee gives a brief tour of the Elite agency and talk about her life post-ANTM. She's been on the cover of three magazines! And you've heard of one of those magazines! Yay!
/>Just in case America's Next Top Model, The Agency, Models NYC and 8th and Ocean had left any glimmer of mystery about the world of high-fashion modeling, ANTM winner CariDee gives a brief tour of the Elite agency and talk about her life post-ANTM. She's been on the cover of three magazines! And you've heard of one of those magazines! Yay!
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She'll probably do anywhere from four to twenty-four days. Look here:
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Paris Hilton may spend far fewer than 45 days in county jail for violating probation because of state policies and jail overcrowding, authorities said Thursday.
Ah yes, overcrowding. Stop going to jail Cali people! And shouldn't they at least consider reserving a V.I.P. room like they do at fancy restaurants?
"It's possible that it could be 21 days, 23 days. It's a complicated formula tha...
Owen and Luke were on-hand for the LA premiere of their new movie, The Wendell Baker Story. They were joined by Eva Mendez, looking breathtaking as usual, Bridget and Pete Sampras (Bridget looking lovely, Pete looking, well, balding), and Johnny Knoxville, up to his usual antics.
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Juliette Lewis and her band, The Licks, perform in Tokyo tonight (it's already been tonight in Tokyo, right?). I guess after Brad Pitt dumps you there's nowhere to go but crazy.
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I am really disturbed with myself right now. Jean Luc Picard made an appearance at a London theater today, and is, somehow, still way freakin' hot to me. Is this just me? Why do I feel this way? He's got to be like 100 years old right now. Harrison Ford aged out about ten years ago for me, and Sean Connery around the same time period. But Patrick Stewart? Still. So. Hot. Why??
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Rehab is the new Hyde. (Actually, I think Winston's is the new Hyde, so maybe rehab is the new Winston's? It's hard to do this when the hot club changes every month.) The latest "celeb" to check in to a facility is The Hills' Jason Wahler, who's really had quite a run this year. LC's ex was sentenced to rehab instead of jail for his September 2006 arrest (that's the one where he was in a physical altercation with a tow-truck driver). However, he still faces possible jail time for his April arrest in Seattle...
The always loquacious Angelina Jolie sat down with Reader's Digest for a face-to-face. As in any real Jolie interview, it's almost impossible to select a few choice quotes -- they're all great. You can read the full interview here, but here are some highlights.
On whether her pregnancy with Shiloh was intentional:
It was. Before I met Brad, I always said I was happy never to have a child biologically. He told me he hadn't given up that thought. Then, a few months after Z came home, I saw Brad with ...
The camera did not love Miss Lohan at yesterday's Nylon Magazine party at Tenjeune in NYC, which she hosted. The typically camera-lovin' Linds looks awful in almost all these shots. What on earth could distract Lindsay Lohan from posing on the red carpet? Perhaps she was grumpy because her current sorta-boyfriend, British model Callum Best, was there, as well as her rumored lesbian love, DJ Samantha Ronson. Awwwwwwwwkward.
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With hottie model/boyfriend James Rousseau in NYC yesterday. Looking (naturally) tan and healthy.
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