Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lindsay Lohan Sure Does Love That Foreigner T-Shirt

lindsay_sushi1.jpg She paired it with white shorts while hanging out in Beverly Hills during the day of April 2. That night, she switched to black shorts and two different jackets to hit up Hyde and Winston's. Then, at night on April 3, she hit up a sushi joint in Hollywood wearing that shirt with jeans and a sweater. She also seems to be pretty into the handcuff theme. Note the handcuffs hanging off her rear-view mirror and the fact that she has two identical handcuff necklaces, one in silver and one in gold. In the sushi pics, she is...

Kirsten Dunst is Retarded

dunst_airport1.jpg I love how, in her latest quote to make the Internet rounds, Kirsten Dunst not only admits to using drugs and recommends that the whole world use drugs, but also totally calls out Carl Sagan on his drug use. Like, really, Kirsten? That's how we're going to justify our drug use? By throwing a dead, world-renowned astronomer under the bus? She must have been high. Here's the quote: "I drink moderately, I’ve tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than Americ...

Jason Wahler Arrested

244wahlerjason100606.jpg I'd make this headline "Jason Wahler Arrested (Again)," but, see, I already did that. On March 5 of this year, I ran the headline "Jason Wahler Arrested Once Again," a minor deviation from the headline I ran in late September of last year, "Jason Wahler Arrested ... Again." I'm just going to leave the "Again" part out this time and trust that you folks have already noticed the pattern. Jason Wahler was arrested this weekend, for the fourth time in nine months, this time in Seattle. Maybe b...

When People Complain about the System

katebeckinsale.jpg Ladies and gents, it's fun with Hollywood quotes time! Where the people are just as stupid as everyone else, but their words are published all over the universe. AP NEW YORK - Kate Beckinsale says what's considered the ideal look in Hollywood is completely different than anywhere else in the world. "I don't think you can aspire to it, nor can I," she tells Glamour magazine in its May issue, on newsstands Tuesday. Just a rumor, but I heard the chick interviewing her was like a deuce. M...

Charlotte Church Not Cute Pregnant

churchbikini3.jpg So you know those girls that get pregnant and use it as an excuse to get fat? I have a feeling that Charlotte Church is one of them. Here she is on a beach in Thailand letting it all out. She only is four months pregnant so the pooch is a hold out from her boozing days. I actually love Charlotte Church. When I lived in London for a bit I realized that she is the tabloid equivalent to Britney Spears/Paris Hilton out there. She stopped selling music a while ago but her TV show is a hit and her ...

You Should Actually See Grindhouse, Even If You’re a Girl

grindhouse.jpg On Friday night, all my girlfriends bailed on me, and I wound up hanging out with four super-hot guys. Great, right? No, not at all, because all they wanted to do was see Grindhouse, the new Robert Rodriguez/Quentin Tarantino three-hour-and-eleven-minutes exploitastic double-feature. "Can't we see Blades of Glory," I whined. "Or at least The Lookout?" But the boys were having none of it. Their minds were made up, and I could go along, or I could go home and spend a Friday night alone. Better at Grindhou...

Eh I Guess James Marsden is Pretty Hot

james3_small.jpg It's such a tragedy, because, in the face, he's, like, absolutely perfect. A total dream guy. I couldn't design a hotter face on a guy if I tried. But his body's a little on the skinny side for my tastes. I guess the good news is that this is a very easy thing to remedy. Chug some protein shakes, James, then give me a call. Okay? Click the thumbnails for high-res. Update: I don't know why, but these pics won't open in IE. I'm really sorry about that. You can open them in Firefox. If anyo...

It Was Not Kim Kardashian’s Birthday This Weekend

kim_k4.jpg The Internet appears to be all abuzz tonight with news and pictures of Kim Kardashian's Paris Hilton-free birthday party at TAO Las Vegas on Friday. For the record, it was not her birthday this weekend. Her birthday is in October. TAO's marketing folks came up with this idea of a "Princess Party," where they're going to grab various socialites who "have it all" and throw parties for them because that just seems like an appropriate way to celebrate the fact that someone is ridiculously spoiled...

Late-Night Links

Kirsten Dunst's new boyfriend dumps her and goes back to the girl he dumped for her in the first place. The way you get a man, Kirsten, is the way you're going to lose him. [DListed]

Howard Stern just got out-pimped by Jerry O'Connell. That's rough, buddy. [Celebrity Smack]

Lil' Kim prepares to write her memoirs. [Celebslam]

Apparently Sporty Spice just released her fourth solo album. I'm sure it will be just as big of a hit here in the States as the first three. [popbytes]

Cameron Diaz is pretty hot for being a woman of a certain age. [The Blemish]

Breaking: Jennifer Lopez is proud of her curves. [IBBB]

John McGinley, the best part of Scrubs, got hitched this weekend. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Gwen Stefani's son is such a pimp daddy. [POTP]

/>Kirsten Dunst's new boyfriend dumps her and goes back to the girl he dumped for her in the first place. The way you get a man, Kirsten, is the way you're going to lose him. [DListed] Howard Stern just got out-pimped by Jerry O'Connell. That's rough, buddy. [Celebrity Smack] Lil' Kim prepares to write her memoirs. [Celebslam] Apparently Sporty Spice just released her fourth solo album. I'm sure it will be just as big of a hit here in the States as the first three. [popbytes] Cameron Di...