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Will Someone Else Please Deal with This Story?


Because I can’t even begin to imagine why Mel Brown (aka Sporty Spice) would give her daughter the surname of ex-boyfriend Eddie Murphy, especially after Murphy publicly questioned both his paternity of the baby and Mel’s fidelity to him, and showed up at the Oscars with another woman while Mel was still pregnant. But whatever. At least now the kid has Murphy Brown in her name. That’s kind of cool. Maybe Ginger Spice could change her kid’s name from Bluebell Madonna Halliwell to, like, Cyndi Lauper Corky Sherwood. How cool would that be?

Sigh. This is your life, Angel Iris Murphy Brown.

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