Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Late-Night Links

Hilary Duff takes some shots at Nicole Richie in her new album. Ah, it’s just like the old Nas vs. Jay-Z days. [Ninja Dude]

If you thought Drew Barrymore was a pedophile’s dream come true in E.T., you should see her now! [Mollygood]

Madonna always sees to it that her baby has a Kabbalah bracelet, but she’s not so meticulous about a car seat. [A Socialite’s Life]

American Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe isn’t racist or weightist, but he sure does hate you, Rosie O’Donnell. [Yeeeah!]

Remember when Isaiah Washington was the drama queen on the Grey’s Anatomy set? That seems like so long ago, but he’s handed his tiara to Kate Heigl. [popbytes]

Blind item: Which glittering bicoastal couple had to pretend to break up for two months because the glamazon actress broke his nose during a cocaine-fueled fight? [Celebrity Smack]

Dolce & Gabbana reluctantly agrees that, okay, maybe gang rape isn’t sexy. But then is it okay with everyone if they move forward with their new zoophile campaign? [Agent Bedhead]

Kevin Federline thinks coverage of his 29th birthday party is worth $25,000. Maybe if the gift bags include strands of Britney’s hair… [SOW]

Madonna’s new H&M commercial. [Warship]