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Sly Stallone was caught with steroids in Australia.

Wait a sec, you’re saying a 60 year old man with a gigantic swollen head can’t be completely jacked up through natural methods? This is highly disconcerting because I was planning on starting my workout regimen once I hit 60.

Truly a sad day for us all.

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