So I’m being a generally pathetic human being today, ingesting the sweet, sweet liquor of E!’s High Maintenance 90210, when I recognize one of the high-profile clients. I just can’t place how. Her name is Allison Pearson. I watch her. I know her. I recognize the obnoxious face, the inane laughter, the vapid expressions. Did I go to high school with her? Hm. No. Did we date the same guy? Seems likely. But no. Did I throw a drink at her at a bar? Wishful thinking. How do I know this girl?
I Google her, and the geniuses at Pop Culture Whore come to my rescue. She’s that nauseating girl from True Life: I’m Getting Plastic Surgery, which aired on MTV six years ago. Allison was nineteen back then, and whoring around with her BFF Rachael, alternating their waking hours between laying in tanning beds and getting plastic surgery. Her goal in life was to be in Playboy, or at least to get into parties at the Playboy Mansion. I laughed at her them, and hoped that within a year she’d be back home in Ohio or wherever, her spirit irreparably broken.
So what the fuck? Now this bitch is married to some successful music producer and spending $20K on necklaces? These things are not supposed to happen to bad people like her! She contributes absolutely zero value to this world. You know what? Let me amend that. She contributes negative value to society. She can’t even organize her own closet. She spends all day drinking with her personal assistant. So not only is she failing to contribute to our planet, she is sucking any potential value-added behavior from another human being. I’ll admit that terrorism is to be frowned upon, but Allison Pearson is what’s wrong with the world.
In happier news, she’s totally put on ten or fifteen pounds since the MTV taping, and she looks a little big around the hips. Yeeeee!
i think somebody is jealous, as for her baody she looks great and when she does get fat, she can just get MORE surgery.
i do agree she is an idiot, but good for her she found a man dumber and richer than her. i wish i had the same luck!
I wish I had the same luck too! I think her body looked hot! I also don’t think “Allison Pearson” is what is wrong with the world, when some blogger is cattily writing.. “In happier news, she’s totally put on ten or fifteen pounds since the MTV taping, and she looks a little big around the hips. Yeeeee!” I don’t understand the world today. We criticize television and magazines for putting an emphasis on skinny, and when someone is shown at a healthy weight, it is put down also…I think the Evil Beet needs to check herself. Jealous much?
I agree with anonymous above me. Anything semi intelligent u said in your first 3 paragraphs was totally made irrelevant by your last immature comment. You must still be in High School. At least “pop culture whore” manages to be witty while throwing written blows. You come across as just, well… sad.
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