Remember Brian Austin Green? 90201? An incredible TV movie with his then-girlfriend Tiffany Amber-Thiessen? He is engaged to Megan Fox of “Hope and Faith” and they have dated since she was barely 18. She is now 20 and he is 33. Oh, he also is Vanessa Marcil’s (NBC’s “Las Vegas”) baby daddy.
Here are some quotes from an interview with Megan in FHM:
On Her Tattoos:
“I have five. Anytime I have a feeling about anything, I get tattooed. I have a poem I wrote on my ribcage and a symbol for strength on my neck, and my boyfriend Brianâ€™s name tattooed next to my pie.”
On Her Love of Strip Clubs:
“Iâ€™d go to the Body Shop because CrÃ¼e sings about it in â€œGirls, Girls, Girls.â€ Itâ€™s an 18-and-up place and itâ€™s fully nude, so that was my hangout for a while.”
“I lived in Florida, which is like a stripper elephant boneyard: Youâ€™ll see a 63-year-old stripping next to an eight-month pregnant woman next to a girl with six teeth. The dirtiest place Iâ€™ve been is called Peek-a-Boo. Itâ€™s in West Palm Beach. Once, I got on stage myself. I didnâ€™t do nudity but I made hundreds for just one song. It was either â€œIâ€™m a Slave 4 Uâ€ by Britney or an Aerosmith song. If I had my choice, though, it would have been â€œPour Some Sugar on Meâ€ by Def Leppard.”
On Her Wild Libido:
“I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. Iâ€™d rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. He doesnâ€™t mind.”
So, you mean that Brian Austin Green is totally having wild sex with a hot barely legal girl who loves strip clubs? He has really gone up in the world since being the dork of “90210.” I bet his mom is so proud.