Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lindsay Lohan actually landed an acting gig

lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan has been traipsing around London lately, claiming that she was looking for work and to escape America, which as a whole is apparently out to get her. While she was dropping hints about joining the theatre world, everyone figured she was just talking shit... but apparently she was telling the truth, and she's headed to the legendary stages of the West End! From TMZ: LiLo will actually be live on stage nightly, doing David Mamet's infamous play, "Speed-the-Plow." Beginning in September, Lohan will play the role of the secretar...

Adam Levine denies having “sexual intercourse” with Lindsay Lohan

lindsay lohan adam levine Aw, bless. We all remember Lindsay Lohan's infamous "sex list", which was apparently "leaked" by a "friend" and was only made as part of Lindsay's "recovery" the last time she was in rehab. Well, plenty of the men on that list aren't too pleased to be there and are speaking out to insist that they never slept with her. James Franco already denied that shit (and then wrote a "fictional" short story about it), and Adam Levine is the latest to set the record straight during an interview with Howard ...

Lindsay Lohan fought with Kate Moss at a London nightclub

lindsay lohan kate moss Lindsay Lohan clearly decided to follow me to the UK, because she's been terrorizing London for the past several months and plans to move over here full time soon (thankfully, I am not in London). While she's apparently working on booking jobs over here so she can be "back on set" (her catchphrase from her reality series), she's also spent a LOT of time back to her partying ways and apparently she got a little too wasted recently and got herself into a fight with none other than Kate Moss at the Chiltern Firehouse. From The Sun (via Radar Onl...

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Get Her Freckles Removed

lindsay lohan freckles Lindsay Lohan burst onto the scene as a freckly redheaded adorable girl in The Parent Trap and it seems like she's doing her darndest to remove herself as far from her past as possible. She's been getting into trouble left and right, is looking to move to London, and now reports from Radar state that she wants to permanently change her behavior, just kidding, her face. Personally, I think she's already made lots of changes to her face with injections (forehead, lips), but that's apparently n...

Jason Biggs Slams Tara Reid

Jason+Biggs Jason Biggs surprised us all by revealing he's actually not Jewish, and now he's surprising us again -- by saying some incredibly mean things about former co-star Tara Reid. Yeah, Tara's been a hot mess, but she's pulling it together and I don't see the point in kicking someone when they're down (or, getting up.) But Mr. Biggs disagrees. While chatting with Joan Rivers on her latest talk show, he was asked to choose between Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid in a segment called "Live Or Die...

Lindsay Lohan thinks everyone in America is out to get her

lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan has been spending a lot of time over here in the UK recently, and has been apparently considering a move to London full-time, which is hilarious and also confusing because I didn't realize it would be easy for convicted criminals to country hop like that - especially broke criminals. Anyhow, apparently this move is pretty much certain to happen because Lindsay thinks it's all America's fault that she's in so much trouble because you guys are such meanies and you're always "out...

James Franco wrote a short story about Lindsay Lohan and published it

lindsay lohan james franco I don't even have words for the fact that James Franco - the same one who denied having any sexual relationship/encounter with Lindsay Lohan and called her mental for suggesting such a thing - wrote a short story about Lindsay that he then published on Vice's website. WHY? It's written as "fiction" though in a first-person voice suggesting this could be totally true, and it's called "Bungalow 89". It's awful, and in case you want to take my advice and not read the entire thing, here are a few choice selections: There...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

[caption id="attachment_150025" align="aligncenter" width="395"]Yes, this is a real person: Katie Price. See the full outfit in the rest of the post![caption id="attachment_150025" align="aligncenter" width="395"] Yes, this is a real person: Katie Price. See the full outfit in the rest of the post![/caption] Welcome back to another edition of Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Here's last week's looks. This week, as usual, I want you to go through the various outfits and make your picks for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week. Mine are, as usual, at the bottom. I think we all know who is gunning for most WTF look ...

Lindsay Lohan is planning to move to London

lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan has raised enough hell on both coasts of the United States - from Los Angeles to New York, she's destroyed everything in her path. Now she plans to bring that same... er, joie de vivre (?) to London as she's planning to buy property there with all of her no money. From The Sun (via Radar Online): “Lindsay’s really enjoying being in the U.K. and has told her pals that she’s staying here for good,” an insider says of the six-time rehab alum, who was also recently spotted c...

Lindsay Lohan banked $150,000 in that clothing brand lawsuit

lindsay lohan You know how Lindsay Lohan was ready to testify under oath that she had a miscarriage, which is why she didn't keep up her end of the bargain (YET AGAIN) in a deal she had with that 6126 legging brand? You know how she was being sued for being well enough to party and travel around the world, but was just too emotionally distraught to actually, I dunno, honour her commitments for once in her drug-addled life? Well, turns out she's off the hook YET AGAIN, and somehow $150,000 richer in the proce...

Does Lindsay Lohan Have An Ecstasy Problem?

Lindsay+Lohan Lindsay Lohan has claimed to be super sober, but latest reports suggest that -- surprise, surprise -- she isn't, and that her drugs of choice are Ecstasy and Molly. I for one am shocked. SHOCKED! Here's the report from Radar: “Lindsay is of course still partying. She never won’t use drugs and drink,” a close pal told Radar. “Right now she is doing a lot of Ecstasy and Molly because with the psych meds she is on, if she is tested it will only show up as amphetamine, which is pre...

Company suing Lindsay Lohan calls bullshit on miscarriage story

lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan is so dedicated to the lie she concocted during her reality series - that she miscarried a pregnancy, which is why she was AWOL for two full weeks of production without telling anyone - that she even testified such in court, in a new lawsuit against her by her former leggings company, 6126. You see, Lindsay never turned up to the hearing, which she claims is because she was too upset about this alleged miscarriage. Only thing is, she was happy enough to be partying around the world during that time, which has ...