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Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Will Renew Their Vows For Their 1-Year Anniversary

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I’m not sure whether or not I find it miraculous that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will soon celebrate their one year anniversary of being a married couple. On the one hand, Kim hasn’t gone that long without topping up her butt implants, let alone sharing her life with another human being. On the other, both her ego and Kanye’s are so massive that no one else could possibly compare with the self-love they’ve found with each other. And now they’re going to renew their vows!

Kimye tied the knot on May 24th last year in Italy, so how can they outdo themselves this year to say “I do” all over again, despite the fact that they LITERALLY ONLY GOT MARRIED A YEAR AGO? Well, Paris, of course – the Eiffel Tower, to be specific.

From US Weekly:

The insider notes that the “Only One” rapper is renting out the Eiffel Tower for the special festivities. The lavish 58 Tour Eiffel restaurant has also been booked for a private event. The ceremony will take place following the pair’s appearance at the Cannes Film Festival.

The City of Light, of course, is the perfect place for the couple that has everything. “We fell in love in Paris,” Kardashian said at one time, “and then I got pregnant with our daughter in Florence.”

Must be nice to have more money than common sense in this life. Also, what the hell do Kim Kardashian and Kanye West need to be at the Cannes Film Festival for? What on earth do either of them have to do with film in any sense? THEY RUIN EVERYTHING!

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Kim Kardashian’s Selfie Book is Here, But It’s Not Complete

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Kim Kardashian released her book of selfies earlier this month – aptly titled Selfish – and people have been LOVING it. Even the high and mighty literary review sites have lavished praise on it, because it’s basically everything you love (and/or love to hate) about Kim. The book includes 448 pages worth of Kim’s selfies from over the years, as well as her profound observations about what was happening in her life when the photos were taken. In one, for instance, she was so inspired by the beauty of Asia that she knew she had to take a selfie. Work the logic of that one out.

Anyhow, this book has been selling like hotcakes, but there’s one small problem: it’s not complete! Kim discovered some unpublished selfies the other day that didn’t make it to the book, and now she wants to release a special edition to get them in, so as not to have her fans miss a single second of her life.


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So… I basically need to order this book, right?

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The Kardashian Family Thinks They’re Too Classy For Sears

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So, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian have had their own “fashion” line – called the Kardashian Kollection – that’s been exclusively sold at Sears for years now. They’re fortunate they even got Sears, to be honest – their shit should be relegated to Kohl’s at best, so they should count their lucky stars an actual department stores like Sears wanted their shitty clothes and lingerie. However, now it seems like the girls are getting a bit too big for their britches, so to speak, as they think they deserve WAY better than Sears and are now setting their sights higher, hoping to get the Kardashian Kollection into a bigger, classier retailer.

From TMZ:

The Kardashians and Sears struck a big deal back in 2011 for the Kardashian Kollection, which features all sorts of apparel and jewelry.

By all accounts, the venture was successful. The best evidence we could find … in 2013 the Kardashian fashion empire raked in $600 million and the family got a $30 million cut.

We’ve learned the deal ended earlier this year and the store has been selling off the remaining items, and recently the store has been pulling the items from the shelves.

Sears tells TMZ the parting of ways was mutual, but our Kardashian sources say the family felt Sears wasn’t stable, having closed over 200 stores last year alone and suffering a $159 million loss in the last quarter of 2014.

We’re told the Kardashians have made a new deal with a major retailer and they will announce the partnership soon.

Not like these assholes need to be any richer than they already are, but I do have to say – $30 million cut out of $600 million sales does seem pretty paltry. I know they’ll need to pay the children who make all their junk, the cost of materials, taxes, Sears’ cut, etc, but that’s still a whole lot less than you’d expect them to come out with. I’d expect at least $100 million, but then, I don’t know the business.

Anyhow, I doubt Nordstrom will be picking this shit up. It’s novelty, pure and simple, and most people with any real taste in fashion would be caught dead in their stuff.

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The Met Gala Brought Out Some Strange Fashion – PHOTOS

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Last night was the annual event we all look forward to more than any other for its sheer ridiculousness: The Met Gala. This year’s theme for the Costume Institute Benefit Gala was ‘China: Through The Looking Glass’, and the results were… mixed. Some people totally got into the obscene gaudiness of it all, as you can tell with our good old friend Sarah Jessica Parker above. She truly embraced the spirit of the Met Gala, so we have to applaud her for that… even if her ensemble is God awful. Worse than Rihanna‘s? That’s debatable.

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The fashion was worth examining more closely, either way.  It should go without saying that behind the cut, things get SUPER image heavy, so if you’re on a slow connection (does that even exist anymore?), proceed with caution.

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Kanye West Made Kim Kardashian Accept Bruce Jenner As Transgender

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Bruce Jenner confirmed months of speculation on Friday during a 20/20 interview with Diane Sawyer, telling the world that he is transgender and is “for all intents and purposes… a woman”. While the response has been overwhelmingly positive from both the public and his friends and family (or so some of them would like to pretend – looking at you, Kris), one person took it a bit harder than others, and that’s Kim Kardashian. That is, until her husband, Kanye West, really opened her eyes by dropping some profound philosophic truth (about himself, natch) on her.

From Variety:

Bruce Jenner said that Kim Kardashian didn’t know what to think about his transition to a woman after catching him one day in a dress. But then something changed.

“You know what really turned me around?” Jenner recalls the reality TV star asking. “Kanye.”

The rapper, who recently married Kardashian, had the following advice for her:

“I can be the most successful person in the world…I can be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, which I am…but I’m nothing if I can’t be me…if I can’t be true to myself.”

Because Kanye having the freedom to be an egocentric maniac is definitely the same as being trapped in the wrong body and suffering gender dysphoria because of it. But whatever! She got there in the end, I guess.

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week

This week features THREE looks from Blake Lively. Can you handle it??

This week features THREE looks from Blake Lively. Can you handle it??

Hello lovely people. Welcome to another round of Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! How has everyone’s week been? Anything exciting happen? Anything awful? Let it out, I’m here.

While you’re doing that, take a gander at these celebrity outfits, and make your picks for who had the BESTWORST, and most WTF look of the week. Here’s last week’s celebrity looks, in case you care. This week we’re seeing lots of wide-legged pants/pantsuits. 

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Here’s Renee Zellweger. It’s a very romantic look, to wear a lacy trench coat with a top knot. I’m always a fan of a good coat.

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week

Lily Allen got some colorful new hair. Hell yes or God no?

Lily Allen got some colorful new hair. Hell yes or God no?

How’s everybody been doing? To be honest, I’ve had a pretty bummer week. So I figure it’s time for some levity with another round of Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Nothing cheers me up like looking at celeb fashion and ragging on it, when necessary. I do hope you’ll join me.

Y’all know the drill, right? Go through the photos and make your picks for who has the BESTWORST, and most WTF look of the week! And then look at yourself in the mirror and sadly sing “Wonderwall” while you cut your own bangs, tears rolling down your cheeks. I mean, what?

 

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Carmen Electra at her 43rd birthday party. She doesn’t look 43. She also doesn’t look human. I like the sparkly minidress, though. Good call on that one.

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