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Kanye West let North West ruin an Hermes purse for Kim’s birthday

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Kim Kardashian recently turned howeverthehellmany years old, and for her birthday, she got a one-of-a-kind gift from husband Kanye West and more importantly, from their daughter North. They gave her a very fancy, artist-designed Hermes bag that cost thousands and thousands of dollars… only really it was North who had painted all over it and Kim is just dumb.

From People:

“Kanye had a box, a purse, this Hermès purse, and I opened it and I thought it was so cool. It was all painted really cool and then there was my computer and it said, ‘Press Play,’ ” Kardashian shares.

“I pressed play and my daughter was sitting outside painting the purse,” she explains. “I thought it was an artist that painted the purse, some custom thing. I thought it was some new artist, and it was my daughter. It was amazing and I have it all on video.”

Yes, you read that right. Kim Kardashian is unable to tell the difference between a custom designed bag from a real designer and something her 1-year-old threw some paint all over. God bless us everyone.

Also, only the Kardashian/West family would ever think it’s wonderful to deface a four figure bag with an infant’s art skills.

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Kim Kardashian Says She’s Gonna Make North West Get A Job

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Kim Kardashian loves to spoil her daughterNorth West, but she claims that she’s gonna make her get to work as soon as she’s old enough. Yeah, right. I’m not buying this bullshit for a goddamn second. But anyway, here’s what she said, via E!:

I was saying that earlier to my friends, ‘I wonder what [North's] first job is gonna be.’ And they were like, ‘What? She’s gonna have a job?’ and I was like, ‘Are you kidding me? Of course she is. She will have to work for what she wants.’

Maybe she’ll be a designer. Who knows? It’s too early to tell.

Are you rolling your eyes yet? Want to roll them harder? Here she is claiming that her parents made her work for everything in life:

I saved up for this Dolce & Gabbana dress I really wanted, or like in high school these Prada shoes that my parents wouldn’t buy me. And I remember they were $400, and I had to save for the entire year to get them. We didn’t get anything, we had to get a job if we wanted it. So I was working in a clothing store and I would save and save.

What is this revisionist history bullshit? What is she even talking about? I’m not buying this goddamn story for one goddamn second. Am I annoyed? Yeah, absolutely. I don’t believe any of the shit she’s saying. Does anyone else?

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West go to Taco Bell

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have deigned to honour Los Angeles with their presence this weekend, and after hitting up a movie theatre, Kimye (which includes the “Oh God, guys, I so need to go on a diet!!”-whinger Kim) decided to hit up a Taco Bell drive-thru.

I’m not quite sure what in the hell is going on with this outfit, but it’s another absolute disaster. Do you think Kanye picked it out for her?

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Kim Kardashian needs to go on a diet

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No, I’m not being awful – Kim Kardashian has just been fishing for compliments again by proclaiming how much she needs to change her diet all over Twitter because I guess she’s addicted to sugar. Aren’t we all? It’s a bitch. But Kim is ready to tackle the issue head on: she’s going to watch a documentary on sugar addiction and ask her Twitter followers for fitness and diet advice so she can get rid of her fat ass!



For someone who has such big body issues and is constantly chuntering on about how she needs to lose weight and get her life back on track, she sure does like to get naked/show it off a lot. It’s all for attention, of course, just like everything else this sad woman does, but whatever…

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North West plays with dolls of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West get bored of parenthood often enough that they leave daughter North West at home with doll replicas of themselves to play with since they can’t be bothered to be there and play with her themselves.

Some people might think this is pretty cute, but I think it’s ridiculous and narcissistic and everything that’s wrong with this entire family. Your daughter needs her parents, not cloth doll version of them and a handful of nannies to watch her while you swan off to get your tits out in Paris in the name of “fashion” or rant on stage, or whatever the hell it is they do. I seriously fear for this child’s future if this is the kind of people she’s being raised (or not raised) by.

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Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!

Emmy Rossum kills it again. Kills it always. Killer.

Emmy Rossum kills it again. Kills it always. Killer.

Welcome to another edition of Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! in which, once again, Kesha is at LAX. That girl flies more than most birds.

Did you enjoy last week’s? Yeah? Fab. Hopefully you’ll enjoy this week’s as well. As always, go through the looks and tell me who has the Best, Worst, and most WTF look of the week. And, as always, mine are at the bottom. We’ve got some pregnancy looks for ya, and some (mostly) tame fashion. Celebs in this post include Kim KardashianLena Dunham, and Jared Leto.

Let’s just get right to it.

 

Amy+Schumer

Here’s Amy Schumer showing up for Lena Dunham‘s book launch. I’m not wowed by this, although considering the event, it’s not like she had to wear a ball gown or anything fancy, so I guess it’s fine. “Whatever” sums up my feelings on this quite nicely.

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Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!

Does this not look like this could be Kim Kardashian's mugshot?

Does this not look like this could be Kim Kardashian‘s mugshot? (P.S. You gotta see the rest of the outfit.)

Are the weeks just flying by for anyone else?? I can’t believe it’s time again for Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! but here we are. It seems like last week of B&W CL was just a second ago. It’s freaking me out.

Anyway. We’ve got more fresh piping hot celebrity looks for y’all to tear down or build up, whatever you like. Go through the photos and make your picks for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week! As always, mine are at the bottom. Let’s really go for it!

 

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I think this outfit is a little too stuffy for our dear Miss Britney Spears. She looks uncomfortable. It’s all a little too severe for her for me for whatever it’s worth.

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