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Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!

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After the glorious fashion bonanza that was the Oscars (Oscars fashion post!), why stop now? This week’s Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! features pics from the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Y’all know the drill by now, right? Go through the photos and make your picks for who has the BESTWORST, and most WTF look of the week!

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Marisa Tomei appears to be wearing Hammer pants with a tube top covered in muppet vomit.

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Kim Kardashian pays assistant $100,000 to Photoshop her pics

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I feel like this is a day of completely obvious news, but whatever, here we are. Kim Kardashian has really upped her Photoshop game lately – no more warped backgrounds! This isn’t dumb luck, it’s business. Kim has apparently hired a professional Photoshop assistant that she pays $100k to make her look… well, the way she looks.

A source tells OKMagazine.com exclusively, “Kim used to ask a friend to fix up photos, but it would take hours. She finally decided to hire a pro who can be on call 24/7.”

And having your pictures edited does not come cheap! Kim “reportedly pays the pro $100,000 a year.” And the expert “has to keep a phone on all night, in case she’s traveling.”

But what about the original shots? In order to make sure the original photos never see the light of day, “She had the expert sign a nondisclosure agreement promising to destroy all the originals.”

I mean, I guess we can’t really shade Kim – after all, she’s never been a fan of “natural beauty” and doesn’t really get off on the whole “self-empowerment via acceptance of the way you actually look” thing, so of course she Photoshops the shit out of her selfies. Of course she finds it worthwhile to spend $100,000 on vanity instead of giving it to charities or any number of causes that are less narcissistic. Of course.

What do you think, guys? Worth the investment?

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Kardashian Family In Car Accident

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Bruce Jenner was just in a major car wreck that killed someone, and yesterday, on Saturday — two weeks to the day, in fact — Kim KardashianNorth WestKhloe Kardashian, and Kylie Jenner were in a car accident of their very own. Um, yikes. Khloe was driving and there was apparently no serious damage done to the car. Here’s the story, from TMZ:

Khloe Kardashian skidded on an ice-covered Montana road and dangerously crossed into oncoming traffic, eventually landing in a ditch with Kim, North West and Kylie on board.

We’re told the girls were driving in Bozeman, MT Saturday morning when a semi-truck drove by their car and kicked up a ton of snow, hitting their windshield and apparently blinding Khloe.

Apparently Khloe couldn’t see and began swerving, right into a patch of black ice. The car then spun out of control, crossing oncoming traffic and ending up in a ditch.

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Cops tell us there was no damage to the Kardashian’s vehicle — a black Yukon GMC — and a motor carrier service called the slide-off into police.

We’re told the incident was part of a number of similar accidents that happened today due to the icy roads … and the family was calm when cops arrived. No citations were issued.

Okay, so this sounds like a true accident, but what is with this family and the car problems?? Get it together, guys.

Of COURSE, Kim had to share a post-car-accident photo on Instagram:

 

Thank you God for watching over us and keeping us safe ????

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on


Bitch, please.

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Amber Rose Throws MAJOR Shade On Kanye

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Amber Rose is on a Twitter hot streak and she’s not slowing down. She just planted a f-cking redwood, because the shade she’s throwing on Kanye is intense. To be fair, he started it, by saying that after dating Ms. Rose, he “had to take 30 showers”. Um, okay.

She sure as shit wasn’t going to let that go, so she fired back on Kanye with a series of tweets:

She then went on, but has since deleted the tweets. Thankfully, VH1 screen capped them:

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Snap, crackle, pop. Sure, “Kartrashians” isn’t the most original diss, but it gets the job done.

Between the two, who do you think needs the bigger shower: Kanye or Amber?

Kanye West is absolutely bonkers: ‘Beyonce has pictures of Kim Kardashian on the wall’

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Sometimes things come out of Kanye West‘s mouth that I can’t believe are serious. Like, they have to be a joke because they’re so ridiculous that I don’t believe a human being is walking around saying such nonsense without being institutionalized. And yet here we are – another day, another interview, this time with Power 105.1 FM’s The Breakfast Club, wherein he a) confirms that Tyga is dating Kylie Jenner in the tackiest way possible, b) says he had to take “300 showers” after dating Amber Rose and c) claims that Beyonce is inspired by Kim Kardashian. Stop, please. You’re killing me here!

On dating Amber Rose:

“If Kim had wanted to date me when I first wanted to be with her, there wouldn’t be an Amber Rose. You know what I’m saying. I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim.”

On Tyga dating Kylie:
“I think that uh, I think [Tyga] got in early. I think he was smart. They closer in age than a lot of relationships that I know. I knew Tyga was smart.”

On rumours that Beyonce hates Kim:

“They love each other. They respect each other. [...] When Beyonce is working on her album she has pictures of Kim on the wall because Kim represents powerful women.”

First of all, does anyone else want to vomit when they hear the sentence “Tyga got in early”? Yes, he certainly did. He got with a girl who is just BARELY legal (and was likely having sex with her well before she turned 17, anyway). And Kanye is applauding this. He thinks it’s fantastic that a grown ass man is attracted to a girl who is essentially very much still a child. Fuck off.

Secondly, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I’m SURE Beyonce has pictures of Kim on her wall when she’s recording. I mean… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I can’t anymore. I’m sorry.

You can watch the full interview here, if you’re a masochist:

Oh, and PS, Kanye is apparently working on making a “sexier Ugg”. LOL!

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Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!

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Parker Posey turned into Joan Jett when we weren’t looking.

It’s Friiiiiiidaaaaay! That means it’s time once again for Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! That’s when we check out what celebs were wearing over the week and comment on it. Pretty simple! Just go through the outfits and make your pick for who had the BESTWORST, and most WTF look of the week. (For GRAMMY looks, go here.) BTW, I offer my take on Uma Thurman‘s new look. It’s at the bottom of the post, if you’re interested.

 

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I have so many questions about this photo of Christina Hendricks with Cuba Gooding Jr.

1. What the hell is this?
2. What the hell is he wearing?
3. Why are they posing together?
4. No seriously, what is he wearing?
5. What has he been up to lately?
6. Why is he even there?
7. Do they know they’re posing together?
8. But seriously, who sold him on that outfit?

That about sums it up I think.

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2015 Grammys Fashion Post!

Sia hides behind hair. Classic Sia.

Sia hides behind hair. Classic Sia.

WOOHOO, it’s time for yet another award show, and that means, it’s time to mock, judge, and salute celebrity outfits. This time we’re checking out The Grammys. Madonna dressed as a matador, Rihanna didn’t wear something see-through, and even Miley restrained herself. Wanna see more? Go through the looks and make your pick for who was the BESTWORST, and most WTF of the night!

I gotta say, I was pretty disappointed overall. But what do you guys think?

 

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Here’s Madonna going for edgy and looking insane. I mean what can you say, really? It’s Madonna. She’s not going to hang up these kinds of outfits any time soon. Personally, I think she looks ridiculous, but you know, whatever. Madonna.

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