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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week

Lily Allen got some colorful new hair. Hell yes or God no?

Lily Allen got some colorful new hair. Hell yes or God no?

How’s everybody been doing? To be honest, I’ve had a pretty bummer week. So I figure it’s time for some levity with another round of Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Nothing cheers me up like looking at celeb fashion and ragging on it, when necessary. I do hope you’ll join me.

Y’all know the drill, right? Go through the photos and make your picks for who has the BESTWORST, and most WTF look of the week! And then look at yourself in the mirror and sadly sing “Wonderwall” while you cut your own bangs, tears rolling down your cheeks. I mean, what?



Carmen Electra at her 43rd birthday party. She doesn’t look 43. She also doesn’t look human. I like the sparkly minidress, though. Good call on that one.

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North West is adorable, end of story

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The Kardashian family is currently over in Armenia, where they actually met with the Armenian president and… I’m not sure what else. Kanye is there with Kim, and they actually brought their daughter North West along, and I have to say, she looks like she’s having a pretty great time.

There’s no real story here, other than that North is absolutely adorable. Regardless of what you think of Kim and Kanye, that child is so cute – and innocent/unaware of her parents’ fuckery, on top of that. Let’s let her enjoy her cuteness while it lasts, shall we?

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Kim Kardashian wants Kris Jenner to cut Rob off

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Kim Kardashian and her brother Rob haven’t gotten along in a long ass time. Whatever issues they have, they just can’t seem to bury the hatchet – that much is apparent. One of Kim’s big frustrations with Rob seems to be that he won’t help himself – everyone else in the family has a “job” and yet Rob is just coasting along, taking his family’s money and not even whoring himself out for it. Kim has a very strong work ethic, so she’s not happy about this and wants Momager Kris Jenner to cut him off… for good!

In the new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim calls Rob “pathetic” and even Kris admits she’s at wit’s end over what the hell is wrong with Rob. They’re one of the richest families on earth, and yet they’ve all found it impossible to light a fire under Rob’s ass to get him to do anything besides eat and sell shitty socks. What gives?

Kim claims that everyone “lick’s Rob’s ass” and does whatever he wants, which seems strange since everyone in that family only does what THEY want and what benefits themselves, so… but Kim doesn’t like attention being given to anyone but herself, so she thinks Kris needs to give him the boot.

Clip from the new episode of KUWTK is behind the cut – I threw it there because I care about you and E! Online has this shit on autoplay and I can’t turn it off. Don’t say I never did anything for you!

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Kanye West is not happy with Kim Kardashian’s personal trainer

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Kim Kardashian hasn’t been shy in admitting that she’s struggled to lose weight ever since giving birth to North West a couple of years ago, but that probably just means that her body is where it’s meant to be, size wise. Her husband, however, doesn’t think so – Kanye West hired her a personal trainer and he’s none too pleased that the trainer also agrees that Kim is probably fine where she’s at.

On Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, he lashed out at wife Kim’s trainer for saying she “couldn’t imagine” seeing Kim at her goal weight of 120 lbs.

“She’s like, ‘There’s no way. I can’t even imagine you 15 lbs. lighter,’ ” Kim, 34, told sister Khloé Kardashian of her trip to the gym. “Kanye’s like, ‘Wait a minute. You are the trainer and you’re telling me you can’t imagine her 15 lbs. lighter? We need to get another trainer, then, because if I tell you she needs to lose weight in between her toe, you would have figured out a f—ing toe weight.”

Wow. If Kim wasn’t… you know, Kim, I’d probably feel really bad for her since she’s married to such a controlling egomaniac. If Kim wants to lose weight for herself, that’s fair enough – we’re all our own harshest critics, but she needs to be realistic in terms of results. Her frame is her frame and she’s never going to be Kate Moss, and that’s worked out just fine for her. But for her husband to become enraged because her trainer can’t maker her skinnier, i.e. his idea of ideal? Dear God.

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Kim Kardashian’s doctors told her she’s having too much sex

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been trying for a while now to get Kim pregnant with their second child, but to no avail. Clearly, God is trying to spare yet another child from being raised with these two as parents, but Kim’s not taking the hint. Instead, she and Kanye are having sex at least 10 times a day, and a doctor has finally told her she’s a hot ass mess (in so many words).

From Life & Style:

“The doctor said he thinks I’m having sex too much,” Kim revealed. “He said one time is more powerful .. so we’ve tried everything. The doctor said when I have sex, I have to lay down for like 10 to 20 minutes .. He said it takes 10 minutes for a sperm to swim up there.”

Kim is frustrated that pregnancy isn’t coming along as easy as she’d like. “Literally teenagers on meth get pregnant in two seconds. It’s crazy. When you don’t want to be pregnant, it happens,” Sighing, she added, “I’ve done everything so perfect to try and get pregnant. There’s a list of things you shouldn’t be doing and I was perfect for 8 to 10 months and now I don’t understand.” Now, she says, she’ll try a different method. “I’m going to do everything that I want to do and that includes going platinum. Hopefully I will get pregnant doing all the wrong things.”

Once again, I love that she doesn’t at all consider that she’s not meant to have any more children. Enjoy the one you’ve got – you’re barely raising her, as it is. What the hell do you want another one for? Frankly, I hope, for the sake of any potential future child, that she can’t get pregnant again. Sure, she has the money to take care of them, but that entire family is toxic and being raised by nannies is NOT giving a child a proper upbringing, regardless of how much you spoil them with material shit.

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week

Rita Ora teams up with Coca-Cola to wear a stunning gown. No snark!

Rita Ora teams up with Coca-Cola to wear a stunning gown. No snark!

Well hello everyone, we’re back with Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Here’s what we covered last week in fashion. This week, we’ve got something wacky from Kim Kardashian (the gift who keeps on giving), as well as a bunch of other celeb looks, from the great to the, whaaa?

As always, go through the photos and make your picks for who has the BESTWORST, and most WTF look of the week! 



Gwen Stefani. Part of me wants to call her a clown and be done with it, but the other part actually really likes this. WHICH PART SHOULD WIN??

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North West has the time of her life being dragged through the airport

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I am both fearful of and excited for North West‘s future. In the worst case scenario, she’ll end up with lip and ass injections by 13 and will be on the Kardashian ho stroll before she can drive. In the best case, she’ll be hyper-intelligent and will call bullshit on the whole rigamarole her family puts themselves (and her) through and will completely shun the lot of them to do something really awesome with her life, in spite of the odds. That remains to be seen, but for now, let’s watch her be dragged through an airport on her Frozen-themed roller bag by some security guard who probably hates his life:

North really loves her frozen roller bag!! She is too funny! ????????????

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You have to admit, this child is absolutely adorable. I just live in terror of what she will one day become.

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