You know, I truly feel that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s relationship might just make it in this world. After all, you’ll never find two greater egomaniacs on the planet, people who think more highly of themselves and each other, so there’s that. Then there’s the fact that neither one of them is capable of seeing how batshit insane the other is. In fact, they think the insanity is wonderful and in fact not insanity at all, but rather a sign of genius. In other words, they’re mutually delusional. A match made in heaven!
Their latest foray into WTF-ery comes in the form of a Kanye-directed photoshoot in which Kim posed in nude undergarments in what looks like a cow pasture. The poses are awkward, the “outfit” is hideous, none of it makes any sense… but here we are. The whole thing was for some weird “booklet” put out by System Magazine and shot by Juergen Teller, which I suppose is meant to be impressive since he’s pretty high profile, but it’s just too awful for me to enjoy it.
Anyway, uh… here ya go! Will throw them behind a cut for scrolling purposes!
Okay, here’s what I need to know: The world is already oversaturated with Kim Kardashian and is getting pretty sick of her. Why on earth does Kylie Jenner think we need a Kim 2.0, and why the hell does a 17-year-old girl think her sister’s, erm, legacy (???) is something to aspire to? I mean, honestly!
I mean, in a way I feel bad for the girl because she clearly has no identity of her own. Kendall‘s a model, Kim is a worldwide superstar, Kourtney has a family and is still raking in the $$$, Khloe is… doing whatever it is she does, and where does that leave Kylie? Nowhere but the plastic surgeon’s office, apparently. It’s really sad, and even sadder is the fact that the girl has zero guidance or anyone telling her to aspire to more in life, to use the money she has to learn something new, to be something better than what she’s resigned herself to. I’m not saying a woman shouldn’t be able to choose to live as a sex symbol to be ogled by men if that’s what she wants, but Christ almighty, doesn’t this family want anything more in life? Do they know there’s a whole world out there of real people living real lives?
Kim Kardashian is probably known best for her staggering vanity, and now that she’s pregnant again, the rumors are running rampant: that she used IVF, and that she’s used Botox. This isn’t the first time a pregnant Kim has been accused of getting a nip of that sweet, sweet ‘tox. But this time, she’s facing the rumors head on, by way of a topless selfie she posted on Instagram (above), with a long-winded explanation of her changing face. Spoiler alert: it’s mostly just makeup, you guys!
Can’t wait to show u this contouring make up tutorial for my changing pregnant face! No I don’t do fillers or botox when pregnant like some tabloids are reporting, you would have to be really sick to endanger your child like that! Anyone who has been pregnant or gained weight knows your face totally changes! My nose gets bigger, cheeks fuller & my lips swell up. The challenge is trying to adjust the make up to make me feel normal & we will share our tricks on KimKardashianWest.com
I have actually heard of women’s noses getting bigger while pregnant, but I don’t think anyone is really focused on Kim’s nose here. I think they’re more focused on her uncanny valley-like face. It’s just so…smooth. It’s a little unnerving.
Do I believe her? What I’ve realized is, I don’t actually care that much anymore.
Kim Kardashian‘s marriage to Kris Humphries was blissfully short for all of us, but it’s clear that Kim always viewed the whole arrangement as more of a business transaction than an affair of the heart. In fact, after E! paid her buku bucks to televise the bogus ceremony, she was shitting herself about losing her entire career over the divorce, and she started telling her sisters to save their money since the whole family was going to go down.
From an interview with The Drum:
“At the time when I was going through the divorce I did say to everyone, ‘You guys I think our careers are over. I hope you’ve saved your money. And now we’ll just continue to do our clothing stores and continue to do what we started off doing before the show.’ I totally thought it was over.”
“I was being very paranoid. I just took some time off and the time was really good for me. I cancelled everything. I had a book tour, I had a fragrance launch, I had everything that you could possibly imagine and I just cancelled it all and I took time for me.”
Well, I love that it’s clear Kim thinks she’s the most valuable member of the family. I mean, she pretty much is, monetarily speaking, but like… really? Actually, Kendall and Kylie are likely more worthwhile now; Kim is becoming old news. And this is just arrogant as shit, anyway.
Also, I love that she needed “time for me” when the whole thing was a set-up anyway. Ugh, this family.
You can watch the full interview below, if that’s your thing. She talks a lot of shit in it:
After raising so much hell about all the gossip going around online about her second pregnancy, Kim Kardashian decided enough was enough and that we’d all gone long enough without knowing every last detail of her life. With this in mind, she took to Instagram on Father’s Day to share the above photo of Kanye and North and casually slip in that their second child is going to be a boy.
North West got to celebrate her birthday at the happiest place on earth: Disneyland. It was a real party, and she even got to see the live singalong show based on her favourite movie, Frozen. Awesome, right? Well, not to Kanye West, apparently, because he slept through the whole thing and got called out by the cast on social media for his rudeness afterwards. Uh oh!
A Disney employee noticed him, umm … resting his eyes, and later said on FB and Twitter … “when you perform for the Kardashian family for North’s birthday…and Kanye sleeps through the whole show.”
Our park sources tell us the employee was the woman who played Elsa. We’re also told Kanye passed out for the entire performance, which is only 25 minutes. So, kinda perfect time for a nap.
I’m sure Kanye isn’t the first father to ever fall asleep in a Disney show, but when you’re famous and it’s your kid’s birthday and literally, it’s only 30 minutes, you’re THAT tired that you have to fall asleep? Give me a break. That being said, I bet you that employee gets fired now, so not necessarily a good look to air someone out on Twitter.
When Kim Kardashian gave birth to her first child a few years ago, no one thought she would actually be ridiculous enough to name her North West, but she did it. She went there, and she owned it, and now we don’t think twice about it. But since “KiKi” is pregnant again, people have been wondering if she might have be inspired once more by cardinal directions and name the next child South. But uh, you guys? That’s so dumb!