Got a Tip? Help us Beet Off!




2Kanye West wants your money to buy Kim Kardashian a cathedral

kim kardashian kanye west

Yes, you read that headline right. Kanye West – the man who thought it prudent to put a $100,000 golden toilet in a house he never actually ended up living in – is trying to give Kim Kardashian a cathedral because… well, who the hell knows why these two idiots do anything? Oh, and the best part: he wants YOU to donate towards this endeavour.

From The Daily Mail:

‘They want somewhere that weddings, baptisms and family funerals can take place for years to come,’ a source told the U.S. publication. ‘But Kanye being Kanye, it’s going to be ludicrously over the top!’

Barcelona’s still unfinished Roman Catholic church was designed by Catalan architect Antoni Gaudí and began construction in 1882.

‘Kanye has visited the church several times, and it takes his breath away every time,’ the insider revealed. ‘He’s always wanted something similar for his own family.’

The rapper, who called his last album Yeezus, is now said to be on the look out for the perfect spot to build his over-the-top place of worship.

And naturally, it will be an homage to himself and Kim, with even a fancy stained glass window featuring himself, his wife and their one-year-old daughter North.

‘Kanye sees it as a monument to him and Kim that will become a major landmark,’ the source declared.’He says everyone will want to see it, like the Hollywood sign or the Empire State Building.

The 37-year-old star has apparently set aside a cool $5 million for the project with plans afoot to start an online appeal so fans can donate to the fund.’

Uh, how about these two fuck off? The day I donate a single penny to anything either of them do – especially when they make more money in a day than I probably will all year is also the same day I check myself into a mental institution, because I will have clearly lost my mind.

Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

August 18, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer

4Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

As you can see, Kim Kardashian went for that ~~sexy caterer~~ look.

As you can see, Kim Kardashian went for that ~~sexy caterer~~ look.

Let’s add a little levity to our lives with another round of best and worst celebrity looks of the week! Last week we saw Rose McGowan channeling Liza Minnelli. Can we top that this week? We’re gonna try. We’ve got some Teen Choice Awards looks for ya.

Go through the photos and make your pick for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week! As always, my picks are at the bottom.

 

Aubrey+Plaza

Aubrey Plaza, that dress is diabolical, get rid of it. It’s all the worst elements of vintage fashion in one garment.

(more…)

August 15, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives

2North West is already following in the Kardashian family footsteps

north west CR fashion book

Surprise! Kim Kardashian is already putting her 13-month-old daughter North West out on the Hollywood ho stroll, just like Mama Kris did to her all those years ago. You see, Kim and Kanye are super private people who are protective of their daughter and want her to choose whether or not she wants to be famous and in the spotlight when she’s old enough to do so… which is why they’ve had her modeling in Caroline Roitfeld’s fall issue of CR Fashion Book.

So what on earth is this miniature human wearing? Well, she’s donning a Chanel brooch, Lorraine Schwartz diamond studs and her picture has a classic Karl Lagerfeld quote next to it: “It’s never too early to start caring about fashion!” Some would, of course, disagree.

This poor, poor child. Every time I see her, I feel worse and worse for the life she’s destined to live.

Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

August 14, 2014 at 8:00 am by Jennifer

3Kim Kardashian wants to ruin another child’s life

kim kardashian today show

It’s bad enough that poor little North West will have to deal with the fact that she’s the child of the biggest narcissists in the world, but things are about to get a whole lot worse. Kim Kardashian wants to have at least one more child, possibly two, and plans to get started on that with “the smartest fucking celebrity you’ve ever dealt with” Kanye West in the near future.

Appearing on the TODAY show on Tuesday, Kimmycakes opened up about her desire to expand her family:

“If I could just snap my fingers and have four, I’d have four. But I do realize I’m going to have to go through the pregnancy again … [and my first] was a really difficult pregnancy so it’s tough.

Of course I want to have another child. I would love two more but we’ll see. I’m going to have one more and see what it’s like.”

She also claimed that she was terrified while pregnant of what motherhood would be like, but it’s been “so worth it” and more since she has nannies to actually do the child raising and she just borrows North when she wants to take an Instagram selfie with her.

Oh, and another hilarious bit: Kim says that every time North sees a paparazzo, she makes a “mean angry Kanye face” at them. I don’t think that’s something to brag about: your child is miserable and your husband is an asshole. Not particularly a laughing matter.

Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

August 13, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Jennifer

9Kim Kardashian is releasing a book of her selfies

kim kardashian

No one loves themselves quite as much as Kim Kardashian does, so it probably comes as no surprise that she’s releasing a book of some of the selfies she’s taken over the past year or two – and there are plenty to choose from.

From E! Online:

“It ended up turning out so cool that we came up with this idea to do a book—a selfie book,” Kim said during an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. “I’m going to make some, like, super-racy. I mean, every girl takes like full like pictures of their ass in the mirror.”

The $19.95 hardcover tome of 352 pages is set to be published by Rizzoli’s Universe imprint in April 2015.

Wait, so… every girl takes pictures of her ass in the mirror? When did this become a thing, because I certainly don’t – and I’m sure plenty of you guys don’t, right? Especially not when you’re “soooo fat” and desperate to lose weight? Of course, people will buy this shit anyway, despite the fact that you can get every last one of these and then some on her Instagram page for free.  Kim is a very shrewd businesswoman, clearly.

Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

August 10, 2014 at 7:32 am by Jennifer

6Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

Is Rose McGowan channeling Liza Minnelli? Only you can decide.

Is Rose McGowan channeling Liza Minnelli? Only you can decide.

Time once again for best and worst celebrity looks of the weekLast week saw some, shall we say, “interesting” looks. This week, the looks keep on comin’ (and we got some guys looks, too). Go through the photos and make your selections for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week! We couldn’t do it without you guys. I know I couldn’t.

As always, my picks are at the bottom.

Let’s get to the goods!

 

bella+thorne

Here’s Bella Thorne at a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles premiere, hence the shirt. It’s a risky move to wear a t-shirt on the red carpet, but I think she pulled it off so hard she should be arrested for theft. Loving the shoes, too.

(more…)

August 8, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
  • Page 1 of 63
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 63