Betcha thought I'd never stop writing about dolls! This time I am not writing about a doll; rather, I am writing about an action figure.
I ought to hate this uncannily accurate Steve Jobs action figure, but the truth is, it looks a hell of a lot more like Mr. Jobs than that Hungarian statue ever did. (Remember? Try to forget again.)
The not-yet-released Steve Jobs action figure comes from Chinese company In Icons---seriously, just look at their website, because that toy is amazing---and is expect...
You are admiring a one-of-a-kind Katy Perry Barbie doll, designed by Amy Lee of Mattel. Those tiny 70 cupcakes on Katy's skirt? Handpainted. Those little flecks of glitter on Katy's legs? Swarovski crystal. The doll's estimated value? $15,000. Yep---this is basically the Last Word in Katy Perry Barbie dolls.
There is also a Nicki Minaj Barbie doll that has been in the news lately, and she is UH-MAZING. Of the two, she has the better hair.
Both dolls are up on the auction block until Decemb...
Images via the Daily Mail
Readers! You strike me as the type of grown adult women (and men?) who collect dolls. Did I guess right? No?
Anyway, that's why I'm coming to you for advice. I, too, am the sort who shells out for limited-edition dolls---it's kind of a celeb idolatry thing, kind of a simulacrum thing, but mostly a leftover from my action-figure-collecting days---but I have to admit, I'm just not sure about this one.
You see, the new-ish Farrah Fawcett Barbie is flying off the shelve...
OK, well that's a big of an exaggeration, but what I REALLY meant was 'have sex with a girl that's SUPPOSED to be Miley Cyrus, but is way hotter and doesn't have the horrendous gawpy gums or that honking laugh, so I guess in reality is nothing LIKE Miley Cyrus.' I guess just the name is enough for some people - the fine, fine folks at Pipedream have dreamed up 'Finally Miley,' a Miley-like sex doll that's only really Miley-like if you count the token plaid shirt and the bad, odd-colored hair.
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I have no idea why. The doll, Kinky Kim, is advertised as a "busty bubble-butt bimbo who's had more dark meat inside her than a bucket of fried chicken." And I will be damned if that's not the most charming, appealing thing I've ever heard. What woman wouldn't want to have a blow up doll modeled after her? What's that? A good deal of woman wouldn't want this? Whatever, prudes.
As it turns out, Kim falls into the category of women who would not appreciate this treatment, and she...
Betcha thought I'd never stop writing about dolls! This time I am not writing about a doll; rather, I am writing about an action figure.
I ought to hate this uncannily accurate Steve Jobs action figure, but the truth is, it looks a hell of a lot more like Mr. Jobs than that Hungarian statue ever did. (Remember? Try to forget again.)
The not-yet-released Steve Jobs action figure comes from Chinese company In Icons---seriously, just look at their website, because that toy is amazing---and is expect...
You are admiring a one-of-a-kind Katy Perry Barbie doll, designed by Amy Lee of Mattel. Those tiny 70 cupcakes on Katy's skirt? Handpainted. Those little flecks of glitter on Katy's legs? Swarovski crystal. The doll's estimated value? $15,000. Yep---this is basically the Last Word in Katy Perry Barbie dolls.
There is also a Nicki Minaj Barbie doll that has been in the news lately, and she is UH-MAZING. Of the two, she has the better hair.
Both dolls are up on the auction block until Decemb...
Images via the Daily Mail
Readers! You strike me as the type of grown adult women (and men?) who collect dolls. Did I guess right? No?
Anyway, that's why I'm coming to you for advice. I, too, am the sort who shells out for limited-edition dolls---it's kind of a celeb idolatry thing, kind of a simulacrum thing, but mostly a leftover from my action-figure-collecting days---but I have to admit, I'm just not sure about this one.
You see, the new-ish Farrah Fawcett Barbie is flying off the shelve...
OK, well that's a big of an exaggeration, but what I REALLY meant was 'have sex with a girl that's SUPPOSED to be Miley Cyrus, but is way hotter and doesn't have the horrendous gawpy gums or that honking laugh, so I guess in reality is nothing LIKE Miley Cyrus.' I guess just the name is enough for some people - the fine, fine folks at Pipedream have dreamed up 'Finally Miley,' a Miley-like sex doll that's only really Miley-like if you count the token plaid shirt and the bad, odd-colored hair.
...
I have no idea why. The doll, Kinky Kim, is advertised as a "busty bubble-butt bimbo who's had more dark meat inside her than a bucket of fried chicken." And I will be damned if that's not the most charming, appealing thing I've ever heard. What woman wouldn't want to have a blow up doll modeled after her? What's that? A good deal of woman wouldn't want this? Whatever, prudes.
As it turns out, Kim falls into the category of women who would not appreciate this treatment, and she...
Pipedream Products has released their Super Stars Series of blow-up dolls.
Now you can bang Sarah Jessica Parker in her "3 fabulous love holes!"
"Sex in her shitty!" Genius!
Also in the line: Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, Tori Spelling, Pamela Anderson and Eva Longoria.
Sorry, but how the fuck did Tori Spelling make it into that crowd?
You can buy 'em here. Collect them all!...
As you all know, Ashley Tisdale had a deviated septum nose job last year, but I guess the manufacturers of her new doll didn't get the memo.
According to "insiders," the Tizz doll is sporting her pre-surgery nose. “The width of the doll’s nose and the nostrils look like her nose pre-surgery,†cosmetic surgeon Dr. Patrick Abergel, who doesn’t treat the star, told In Touch Weekly.
Seriously?
You know what the Ashley Tisdale doll looks like?
It looks like a fucking doll.
It doesn't look a d...