All right, I know I’m a few days late with this. I’m aware of that. But I’m still a little shaken up from the tornadoes that ripped through my town and, you know, my region of the U.S. last night, so I think you guys can cut me a little slack here. Also, it’s Jeff Goldblum, and you can’t not love Jeff Goldblum.
If you don’t know what Coachella is, fear not: I’m going to tell you. More or less, it’s like a Woodstock or a Burning Man for rich, famous people. That’s about it. Hipsters stomp around trying to look better than other hipsters, and they listen to hipster music all while trying not to acknowledge the fact that they are, in fact, a hipster. It’s a generally good scene, and most of young-er Hollywood comes out and slums for the event, so naturally we have a bunch of photos of A-list celebrities (and A-list wannabes) dawdling around wearing ballcaps, smoking e-cigarettes, and drinking PBR. I guess there isn’t much above that little bit of awesome, with the obvious exception of Lady Gaga falling off a piano or Christina Aguilera getting too drunk to think.
Ah, nothing but the classiest of news from the always-eloquent Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay tweeted earlier this morning that her ex, Samantha Ronson, was less than pleased to see her at a Coachella after-party last night — so less than pleased that she hocked one back and stuck it to Lindsay’s face.
Linds also claims that Ronson left the party with (the only real way he’s known) Miley Cyrus’ ex-boyfriend, Justin Gaston.
Sam took it upon herself to address the rumors regarding her projectile bodily secretions, too, saying, “Guess what didn’t happen tonight.” Right. Of course. Facepalm. Fourth-grade, I forgot.
Truth or lie, classy, ladies. Really … classy. Go drink milkshakes and make up or something. The publicity stunts are getting worse and worse as the months that you’re apart go by, no matter who’s behind them.
Amen to everything you said. And how long before Kris, the mom from hell, puts a horse head in Kanye’s bed (fake horse head, ok, Peta) for stepping on her toes?
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