What, you were expecting some pictures of Ashlee Simpson literally sucking the soul out of some dude? I'm sorry, but we treasure subtlety around here, thank you. And besides, would anyone actually want to see pictures of Ashlee Simpson in such a compromising position? I didn't think so.
But check out these new pictures of Pete Wentz with his adorable son. Look how happy he looks, and look back at how happy he's been looking since the divorce began. It's as if he's finally broken free of the chains of the dreaded succubus, rightf...
What, you were expecting some pictures of Ashlee Simpson literally sucking the soul out of some dude? I'm sorry, but we treasure subtlety around here, thank you. And besides, would anyone actually want to see pictures of Ashlee Simpson in such a compromising position? I didn't think so.
But check out these new pictures of Pete Wentz with his adorable son. Look how happy he looks, and look back at how happy he's been looking since the divorce began. It's as if he's finally broken free of the chains of the dreaded succubus, rightf...
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