Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kim Kardashian doesn’t smile because it causes wrinkles

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Kim Kardashian loves taking selfies and basically catching her mug on camera in whatever way possible. In most of those photos, she’s scowling, or at the very least trying to look super serious and high fashion. It doesn’t work, but whatever.

Now, Kim swears she’s not unhappy – she has the best life ever, actually. She’s filthy rich for absolutely nothing, she’s married to Kanye, who is apparently her dream man, she’s got a gorgeous little girl. What’s not to like? Turns out, there’s a reason she never (*rarely) smiles in pics, and that’s just because doing so causes wrinkles.

She posted the above photo with her friend Shamari Maurice with the following caption:

“See I do smile… even laugh on occasion. Not too often though because it causes wrinkles.”

Now, was Kim Kardashian being sarcastic here? Sure, probably. Does part of her probably seriously believe this? Yup, 100%. I think the saving grace here is that she knows she has the family’s personal plastic surgeon on call, so if those smile lines pop up, she can just shoot a little Botox in there and that’ll fix her right up.

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Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are engaged (for real this time?)

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Sean Penn and Charlize Theron have been together for a long while now, in Hollywood time. The engagement rumours have been flying since all the way back in July, but wedding there came none, so everyone pretty much figured that was one of those BS press things and let it go. Well, it seems like now they’re engaged FOR REAL.

Here’s what little we know:

Paris is known as one of the most romantic cities in the world. And it sure seems Sean Penn felt its influence.

The actor reportedly asked Charlize Theron to ‘take their relationship to the next level,’ when he proposed on a trip there in late November, a source revealed to UsWeekly on Monday.

They only started dating in December of 2013 so I’m sure this will be another disaster, but what the hell, it’s the holidays! Congrats on a relationship that will totally stand the test of time, unlike all those other celebrity marriages! These two just might work.

What do you guys think?

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Madonna wasn’t Photoshopped in her Versace campaign

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Photoshopping is pretty much par for the course when it comes to celebrities and professional photoshoots (hell, and even Instagram selfies), so I don’t think anyone would be shocked or surprised to hear that Madonna was Photoshopped for her new Versace campaign, right? Well, here’s some news: she wasn’t, actually. According to Donatella Versace, Madonna is au naturel and there was no retouching needed… unlike SOMEONE ELSE we could mention, cough cough.

“With Lady Gaga [it] was a bit more complicated,” Donatella Versace told Italian paper Corriere Della Sera over the weekend. “She focuses on transformation and charisma and risks for this, always. So the final approval of the photo was a melee. But Madonna, absolutely not. I did believe that there were only the set and the filters and the rest. Then, she did everything in the studio in New York.” (Translated from Italian)

There wasn’t even Photoshop, Versace claims.

“She did not have her abdomen or arms retouched,” she said. As for artistic direction? “I told her: You don’t have to be only sexy. I want you like I know you: a vulnerable person who is afraid, who suffers from loneliness and yet is strong, determined, and fearless. In these photos, she is.”

She does look great – and Madonna IS amazing… she just tries too damn hard. Of course, this campaign is a bit of an exception to that – it’s natural, she looks amazing and confident and not like she’s desperate to be 18 again. That’s the BEST look for her.

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Justin Bieber lied about buying a private jet

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Justin Bieber loves lying about shit he’s apparently bought but actually hasn’t. Remember when he tried to pretend like he bought a yacht, but it was actually some rich family in Florida’s boat? Or when he acted like he had a Bugatti which was actually Birdman’s? This time around, Justin is pretending that he bought his own private jet… but uh, he didn’t, actually.

TMZ has learned the jet Bieber posed on is a G4 — which is for sale — but was not purchased by JB. Sources with direct knowledge of the aircraft tell us Justin merely chartered it for a Christmas flight from Canada to NYC. In other words … just a really expensive Uber.

Justin captioned the pic … “New jet for Christmas, and she’s beautiful” — prompting many to believe he’d just made the biggest purchase of his life. Not so … though it’s true that it was new to him, and the 22-seat ride is undeniably beautiful.

Apparently JB is worth about $200 million, and a private jet (to buy) is $50 million, meaning 25% of his money would be gone. No surprise why he didn’t actually buy it. But like, who needs to be that much of a poser to pretend he has his own jet? Please, settle down, idiot. And get rid of the blonde hair.

In other bullshit Justin Bieber news, here’s a photo of him skateboarding in what appears to be a sweater vest:

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Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello are engaged!

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Guys, America’s hottest couple is ready to make things official. While they’ve only been dating for about 7 months, Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello have decided they’re ready to walk down the aisle and they’re now engaged!

From E! Online:

The good-looking pair, who became inseparable after they first started dating in July, have yet to publicly announce the news, although a source tells E! News that the True Blood hottie popped the question on Christmas Eve at sunset.

“I’ve never seen two people so truly in love,” a source says of the engaged lovebirds. “The way they talk to each other, touch each other. It’s incredible.”

Cute! That picture is so fucking adorable, too. Like, why is Joe’s face like that? I love it – it’s cracking me up. Sofia posted it on her Instagram page and captioned it with this:

Happy happy bday to my love and best friend ????to the one that makes me laugh like crazy!have a healthy wonderfull year babe!!!@joemanganiello

Aw, ain’t that sweet? Congrats to these two! I bet Sofia’s ex-fiance Nick is feeling a bit peeved at the moment!

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Nicki Minaj is a great actress

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Some of you may not know or remember this, but before Nicki Minaj became one of the biggest female rappers in history, she was just Onika Maraj, a wannabe child actress in New York City who attended theatre school to prep her for life in the bigtime. Someone actually dug up a clip from this period, showing Nicki rehearsing for a production and getting really, really into it. Perhaps too into it. And it’s hilarious.

Glad to see she hasn’t really changed much from her early days. Stay true, girl.

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Mel B says her husband would never hit her

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There’s been a whole lot of drama going on with Mel B – yes, that’s Melanie Brown from the Spice Girls – lately. It all started earlier this month when Mel didn’t turn up for the first night of The X Factor UK finals as she was severely ill and apparently in hospital. She came back on the final night, but fans were speculating that there was some kind of domestic incident between Mel and her husband Stephen Belafonte since she wasn’t wearing her wedding ring and seemed to have some kind of weird bruising or marks on one side of her face.

Immediately people started losing their shit and even Mel’s estranged mother and sister took to Twitter to express their concern, with Mel’s mother making the most damning accusations about Stephen’s abusive ways and the fact that he apparently threatened her, etc. FYI, the mother and sister are estranged because they didn’t approve of Mel marrying Stephen in the first place.

Throughout all of this, Mel has remained completely silent… until the past few days, when she hit up Instagram to dispel rumours of any kind of domestic issues.

I hope everything is okay and that what she’s saying is true. Domestic violence is no joke, and the most important thing for Mel and her kids is their safety, so hopefully it was all just one big misunderstanding…

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