Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Chelsea Clinton welcomes a baby girl

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Chelsea Clinton got married back in 2010 and earlier this year, she revealed that she and husband Marc Mezvinsky were expecting their first child together. That child is here, and it’s a little girl named Charlotte. Chelsea announced the news herself like all good celebrities do: via Twitter.


Cute – that means Bill and Hillary are grandparents. I think I like that idea best of all.

Congrats to the happy couple, anyway!

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Chris Pratt and Ariana Grande ‘SNL’ promos are here!

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Chris Pratt is hosting the season premiere of Saturday Night Live this weekend, and the musical guest is none other than America’s (least) favourite diva, Ariana Grande. NBC put out promos for the episode yesterday, and needless to say, they are… uncomfortable at best. Ariana has the personality of paint on a wall, and you KNOW homegirl was fuming that SNL dared to film the right side of her face.

I love that even in the still, she’s got her face sorta turned to the left so the camera catches more of that angle. I wish I knew why she was so nuts and what the deal is with the other side of her face. It’s not like she’s got some droopy eye or some shit, so I’m guessing this is pure Hollywood special snowflake insanity.

Chris Pratt will probably be funny, though!

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Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!

Does this not look like this could be Kim Kardashian's mugshot?

Does this not look like this could be Kim Kardashian‘s mugshot? (P.S. You gotta see the rest of the outfit.)

Are the weeks just flying by for anyone else?? I can’t believe it’s time again for Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! but here we are. It seems like last week of B&W CL was just a second ago. It’s freaking me out.

Anyway. We’ve got more fresh piping hot celebrity looks for y’all to tear down or build up, whatever you like. Go through the photos and make your picks for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week! As always, mine are at the bottom. Let’s really go for it!

 

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I think this outfit is a little too stuffy for our dear Miss Britney Spears. She looks uncomfortable. It’s all a little too severe for her for me for whatever it’s worth.

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Justin Bieber needs surgery after cliff diving accident

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Another day, another instance of Justin Bieber doing something idiotic – only this time, he may be paying the price for it. You see, young JB thought it’d be a good idea (after a long day of trying to skateboard?) to go cliff diving, only things went wrong and he busted his eardrum, causing damage that probably needs to be corrected with surgery.


Don’t worry, though – he won’t let that stop him from terrorizing YOUR eardrums! He’s still planning to make new music.


I wish his eardrum could “back us up” forever so we never had to hear from this little shit again. I doubt we’ll get that lucky.

Experiences like this should teach him some valuable lessons in risk assessment, reckless behaviour, etc, but we all know he’ll continue to do stupid shit for the rest of his life, so whatever.

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Pregnant Mila Kunis shops at Target just like us

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Can I just take a minute to ask a very serious question, here? How the hell long has Mila Kunis been pregnant? Homegirl is rivaling Jessica Simpson for the longest pregnancy in history, I feel. And frankly, she looks pretty miserable about it – though to be fair, she could be miserable because she can’t even shop in Target in peace without a paparazzo’s camera in her face. I suppose that’s more likely. Either way, I feel for the girl.

In any case, Mila was on the hunt for bargains at an LA Target. No word on what she bought (because seriously, who cares?) or any of that, but she looks – other than fed up – really healthy. She hasn’t even got the swollen pregnancy ankles! (Having never been pregnant, I kinda assume that happens to most pregnant women, so it’s always surprising to see a lack of third trimester cankles.) But seriously, when is she due?!

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The Daily Links

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It would be amazing if Rachel McAdams joined True Detective, right? [Lainey Gossip]

Behati Prinsloo looks rather incredible in a bikini [Celebslam]

Vanessa Hudgens is still rocking those yoga pants [Popoholic]

Kelly Brook is pretty much entirely see-through at the parking meter [Moe Jackson]

You can see right through Ashley Lee‘s wet t-shirt [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Even big movie stars like Reese Witherspoon need plane snacks [I'm Not Obsessed]

Gerard Butler is looking very fit these days, isn’t he? [Socialite Life]

This 5-year-old can do 90-degree push ups and I feel awful [The Blemish]

Paris Hilton is trying on bondage gear for Instagram [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

The Duggar kids aren’t allowed to celebrate Halloween, go to the beach or listen to music [Celebitchy]

Sometimes you can find true love in Instagram, it seems [Romance Beat]

Lena Dunham has deep thoughts on what it means to tell your own story [The Frisky]

Emily Ratajkowski lets a nipple show in public [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

I’m a little bit scared of Janice Dickinson‘s selfie obsession [theBERRY]

Pornstache is dating someone from ‘Dancing with the Stars’ [Celebuzz]

I’m not really sure about what’s going on with all that plaid, Jessica Simpson [ICYDK]

Yes, that woman with three boobs was totally faking it [PopBytes]

Victoria Beckham had a very big day yesterday [Lainey Gossip]

Here’s Shailene Woodley naked in a movie, if you’re into that [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Well, Rihanna is looking very serious these days [Moe Jackson]

Lauren Conrad shows off just how rich she is in new photos [Too Fab]

Jennifer Lopez does gymnastics with her ass out now [Celebslam]

Kesha‘s shorts are way too short, so you know someone took a picture [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Oh great, Gwyneth Paltrow is releasing her own line of monogrammed underwear [Lainey Gossip]

Kirsten Dunst is trying to show some cleavage or something [Popoholic]

Miley Cyrus still wants you to think she’s a wild child [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Why is Taylor Swift taking her cat Meredith for a walk? [Moe Jackson]

Why can’t we make the ‘Full House’ reunion into a reality show? [The Frisky]

Shia LaBeouf is running a performance art marathon, whatever that means [Socialite Life]

Tyler Perry and his girlfriend are expecting their first child [I'm Not Obsessed]

Tom Hiddleston is there for Emma Watson on Twitter [Celebitchy]

Hilary Duff has a new song in the Amazon Fire ad or something [The Blemish]

Some people actually know how to take good wedding pictures [Romance Beat]

Karen Walker from ‘Will & Grace’ is one of the best TV characters ever [theBERRY]

Oh man, Fergie & Josh Duhamel‘s son Axl is absolutely adorable [Too Fab]

Sam Worthington and Lara Bingle expecting their first child together [Celebuzz]

Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks are no longer a couple

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Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks have been dating for what seems like forever – in reality, it’s been a few years (which is like eternity in Hollywood years, anyway). Unfortunately, their romance has come to an end and the relationship is over… but it’s okay! They’re totally cool about it!

From US Weekly:

Speak for yourself! Jason Derulo confirmed that he and Jordin Sparks have called it quits during an interview with KDWB in Minneapolis on Thursday, Sept. 25, but said that everything is “cool.”

Although Derulo was at first hesitant to talk about the news (he told radio host Lucas “I’d rather not” when first asked about the split) he did say that they’ll remain friends.

“Everything is cool man,” Derulo said when asked if the two will stay pals. “It’s not a bad situation, it’s not one of those kinds of things,” he added.

Apparently they’re both actually pretty upset about this (says “a source”) and it’s all down to the fact that they work and travel too much to actually have any time together. That’s unfortunately the sort of sad compromise you make when you’re in the public eye – and I think why a lot of these Hollywood relationships don’t really last. If you never see each other and you’re so focused on being a star, it doesn’t leave much room for forming deep and lasting love. I mean, I guess it happens… but it’s pretty rare.

Now I’m sad just thinking about those 10,000 roses.

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