2Miley’s Dad Is Being A Real Downer About Her Wedding

Miley Cyrus swears that she and Liam Hemsworth are going to marry, but her dad Billy Ray has some doubts. The totally unsupportive and fame mongering father said in an interview with ABC News yesterday,

I don’t know [if they'll get married]. I know as I was writing a book, I wanted to keep that particular moment [Miley’s wedding] as open-ended as possible. I didn’t know the answer.

They’re young, they’re kids, the great news is they’re great friends, they’re really good friends.

I play it by ear, I know whatever’s meant to be that’s the way it’s going to happen.

The hell? Way to go dad. I’m sure Miley is going to be real psyched to hear that you said this on a major network, all while promoting your book. Get back to hunting UFOs and shit.

I don’t give a f-ck if they get married or not, but don’t use your daughter’s engagement to sell your shitty book no one cares about.

April 16, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

29Here Are The Top 20 Most Hated Celebs In Hollywood…And Chris Brown Isn’t Even In The Top 5

Chris Brown is a hated celebrity but apparently not as much as Anne Hathaway (which James Franco totally gets, btw). Star magazine released their super scientific list of top 20 most hated Hollywood celebrities. Weirdly Jay Leno is more hated than Chris Brown, which is making me laugh really hard. Here’s the stupid list:

20. Chris Brown
19. Jesse James
18. Taylor Swift
17. Shia LaBeouf
16. Lindsay Lohan
15. Angelina Jolie
14. Jay Leno
13. Ashton Kutcher
12. LeAnn Rimes
10 and 11. Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian
9. Anne Hathaway
8. Justin Bieber
7. Madonna
6. Matt Lauer
5. Katherine Heigl
4. John Mayer
3. Jennifer Lopez
2. Kristen Stewart
1. Gwyneth Paltrow

This is a pretty good list. I’m shocked to see that Kanye West isn’t on here. I love him but I thought he was one of the most hated people around. I’m not sure if he’s psyched or pissed not to be included. I also didn’t realize that people hated Matt Lauer this much. Damn. Too bad this poll was taken after Justin Bieber’s idiotic Anne Frank statement or I’m sure he would be higher up. Kristen Stewart now has the dubious honor of being one of the most hated and least attractive female celebrities. Hey, good for her! At least she’s good at stuff!

Who is your ultimate most hated celebrity?

April 16, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

16Let’s Take A Moment To Think About Those In Boston

As of now, 2 were killed and over 100 people were injured in the Boston Marathon today, Monday April 15, when 2 bombs went off. We’re going to put our celebrity snark on hold for a moment to think about those affected by the bombings. We hope that all of you are okay.

The Red Cross reported that they have received enough blood donations for today (amazing!) but you can donate tomorrow. Here is their website for more info.

Reddit has the best up to date news on the bombings. You can follow along here.

There are so many conflicting reports and rumors out there right now, so just remember, don’t believe everything that you read.

For those of you helping out, thank you for proving that the best of people can come through in the worst of situations.

April 15, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

5James Deen’s Dong Cannot Compete With Jon Hamm’s

Jon Hamm, as we all know by now, has a large dong. James Deen, porn star, does not, according to Teen Mom Farrah Abraham. lol like you’re the only one who’s seen James Deen naked and can make that assessment, but okay.

Farrah, probably all miffed that Mr. Deen openly admitted that their sex tape was actually porn and not a leaked sex tape, retaliated by telling TMZ that Mr. Deen, “had a small penis.”

James Deen responded,

What is her problem???? It is obviously medium sized :)

On the list of things I care about the size of my penis is number 783.

Ahhh, Deeny Boy, you should have stopped with the first statement. As soon as someone says they don’t care about something, they’re making it something they care about.

Anyway, whatever Farrah, you can go home now. No one wants you here.

Dong.

April 15, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

2The Best, Worst, And Most Memorable Of MTV Movie Awards Fashion

The MTV Movie Awards were last night and dozens of people gave a f-ck. The rest thought, whatever. Oh and a few of us are still cringing from Aubrey Plaza’s bizarre attempt at being funny or…something. One fashion trend I noticed was that every woman got skinny as f-ck. Also looking at these photos made me realize I don’t know who the hell most of these people are.

Keep in mind that since it’s the MTV Movie Awards and no one gives a f-ck, I’m being really lenient here.

Here are the best, worst, and most memorable looks of the evening.

April 15, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

1Beyoncé’s New H&M Campain Is Very Full Of Bikinis

Beyoncé is gorgeous and has a great body, so more power to her for getting her bikini on for her new H&M campaign. New photos have emerged which show the singer in pieces from the tropical themed collection and I can’t really hate on homegirl, though none of the swimsuits look particularly great. I guess they’ll come in handy on her private island, though.

H&M must have offered her a shit ton of money to sign this deal, because she certainly doesn’t need any more pocket change and it’s not like they’re Louis Vuitton or something. On the plus side, 25% of the sales from the collection will go to H&M For WaterAid, which helps people in poor countries have access to clean drinking water.

What do you think of the new photos?

April 15, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer