From Moby’s blog. I’ve noted the spelling errors. I post this mostly because I agree, and because it echoes almost eerily the sentiments I expressed when Brad and Angelina stuck...
Pete Davidson and Colin Jost bought a ferry
Feels like the name of musical, but it’s really just another wild idea from SNL actors Pete Davidson and Colin Jost. Both...
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Garrett Hedlund arrested for public intoxication
We got word just last week that Garrett Hedlund and Emma Roberts split after three years together and it seems Garrett is taking...
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Iggy Azalea selling her colorful
Australian singer Iggy Azalea is selling her medium size mansion (5,228 sq ft) for a very big price tag of $6,195,000! The...
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Pamela Anderson divorcing 5th husband Dan Hayhurst
Pam has a tough 2022. Not only does the movie “Pam and Tommy” come out next month and chronicaling the...
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Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner finally make out in public. Okay, so, now that this happened, can someone please explain to me who Brody Jenner is?
This Page Six tidbit focuses on how Tom... HELLO SEPTEMBER 12.
I love you.
I think our nation’s club owners have figured out that turning away Paris Hilton is a surefire way to get their club’s name in all the papers... Because if I can’t blog about the retarded shit celebs did today, the terrorists have already won.
David Spade and Heather Locklear are dunzo; her latest boy-toy is a Colorado... Today has been a real downer of a news day, and here at Evil Beet, we’re gonna go to our happy place. Our happy place, of course, is wherever someone is making a total ass of Paris... This has been an eat-my-hat sort of week for me. First, much to my chagrin, the oft-maligned-and-usually-by-me Brad Pitt did something awesome. Now, John Mayer, who I consistently find to... I hate September 11. I didn’t sleep well last night, tossing and turning and waking every hour to allow angry thoughts to run circles in my head, a dizzying and infuriating cycle... As long as we’re on the topic of people who’ve hooked up with Brad Pitt…
Kirsten Dunst put the coke back in her inhaler for long enough to talk to Britain’s News of... Don’t get me wrong: I’m still mad at Brad Pitt. When he walked out on Jennifer Aniston, I felt like he took all my fairytale-marriage-to-Brad-Pitt dreams along with him... He’s been hit with a few shells, but apparently at no point with a car insurance policy. Rapper 50 cent is pulled over in his Lambo in NYC for making an unsafe lane change. He’s... Ah ha ha ha! So it turns out Bob Guiney, from The Bachelor, somehow managed to parlay his reality TV gig into an ill-advised recording contract. I know this because a sample of the... Ugh. I am, like, soooo late on the draw with this one. So a recap.
Lindsay Lohan’s Birkin was stolen at Heathrow airport, which was, like, recently the target of some manner of foiled...
Midday Mess: The Liza Minelli Has Herpes Edition
Happy Morning! It Doesn’t Have to be September...
Odds and Ends: And Just When You Were Jonesing for a...
Paris, Thank You for Being You
I Can’t Stay Mad at You, John Mayer
Wake Me Up When September Ends
Kirsten Dunst Has Something to Say about That
Brad Pitt Peeks Out from Angelina Jolie’s...
Picking up the Pieces: The Only Pussies Renew Their...
The Words Outta My Mouth
"It’s Like, Yeah, Motherfucker, My...