Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Paris Hilton and Courtney Love BFF Again?

Oh, wait, I’ve just received word that the other person in this photo is actually Nicole Richie. What is it with the Courtney Love look lately? Courtney Love is the new black. Anyway...

New Artist Alert: Kim Kline

LA-based Kim Kline rocks out on her first single, “Inside.” It’s definitely chick rock, but it’s catchy. Her manager sent me her publicity package, and I dutifully...

Scott Stapp Is a Drunken Douchebag

I’m no expert on Jesus, Mr. Stapp, but, from what I’ve been told, he wasn’t real big on gambling, drinking to excess, or announcing that Dave Grohl has a tiny penis on...

Saturday Night Fever

Jamie Lee Curtis decides she’s “not an actor anymore,” about 10 years after the rest of the country made up their minds on the issue. Gee, Pete Doherty, you really...

A Rapper Was Arrested on Gun Charges

Jadakiss may have also been engaging in the abuse of illegal drugs at the time of the arrest. In other news, a country singer somewhere has a bottle of whiskey, and he’s sad.

Avril Lavigne is "That Girl"

No, not the “it girl.” Just “that girl.” You know, the one who can’t walk out of the club using her own internal balancing skills, but rather must rely on...