Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The First TomKat Wedding Photos

These are shots of the guests leaving their hotel to catch shuttles to the actual wedding site. Victoria Beckham has apparently decided to skip the Cruise/Holmes vows altogether, opting...

HOORAY PORN!!!

We’ve got a lot of good stuff for you today, kids: The Mischa Barton nude scene video. Paris Hilton’s breast. And what week would be complete without Lindsay Lohan’s...

SHOCKER! Kim Stewart Has Liver Disease

Rod Stewart offspring and Paris Hilton sidekick Kimberley Stewart, 27, has liver disease from excessive alcohol consumption, her father told Rolling Stone. Before I get into the details...

Angelina Jolie’s Bodyguard Arrested

Three of Angelina Jolie’s bodyguards were arrested in India today, and later freed on bail, after parents at a local school complained that they were injured and abused by the...

Even Communism Can’t Stop Bond

I’ll echo my Evil sis’ thoughts on Daniel Craig being hunkish but I do have some reservations about the pursed lips that Craig comes dangerously close to flouting in Casino...

I Resent Being Called an Armed Thug

Why the hell are there video cameras everywhere? Am I a huge dork because I love a video game system? Whatever, people act like this is an overreaction but they’re fools I tell you...

Daniel Craig is Hot

I was a little hesitant, much like the rest of the free world, when they announced that Daniel Craig would fill Pierce Brosnan’s shoes as the new 007. I knew he had rocked Sienna...

Fashion Victim of the Week

The T is back in NYC so I thought today to cover a nice little Vogue Event where Kate Spade wore THIS. It is a pretty color but it is a huge coat. I have seen this woman and she is...

Um…I Like Lindsay Lohan Today

This hasn’t happened in a long time. She recently gave an interview to GQ, and, you know what? She’s pretty funny. I laughed — with her, for once, not at her. Here’s...